He will sign. He's going to play professional baseball.
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IVAN RODRIGUEZ It?s easy to come out and play a baseball game when you?re picking up 18 to 20 wins a season. But yo...
MARK MACE This team is excited, ... You play baseball like that. A lot of teams, the Marlins play like that an...
LIVAN HERNANDEZ It's discouraging. We've got to play better baseball. But this team has always bounced back.
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