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Johnny Vegas

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JOHNNY IUZZINI Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
JOHNNY CARSON Just trust those around you and trust yourself.
JOHNNY SIMMONS I'm an alpha male - what else can I say?
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JOHNNY DEPP Love myself I do. Not everything, but I love the good as well as the bad. I love my crazy lifestyle,...
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JOHNNY MERCER Every few years, I change my look for the simple reason that I get bored. If you Google Image me, yo...
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JOHNNY CASH I start a lot more songs than I finish, because I realize when I get into them, they're no good....
JOHNNY CASH I knew I wanted to sing when I was a very small boy. When I was probably 4 years old. My mother play...
JOHNNY CASH I am not a Christian artist, I am an artist who is a Christian.
JOHNNY CASH God gives us life and takes us away as He sees fit.
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JOHNNY CASH Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.
JOHNNY CASH Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money.
JOHNNY CASH For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide.
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JOHNNY CASH Real estate sales was perfect training for the experience to go into public life because you learn t...
JOHNNY ISAKSON Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.
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JOHNNY DEPP The true mark of professionalism is the ability to respect everyone else for their styles and always...
JOHNNY IUZZINI I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day h...
JOHNNY CARSON People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm f...
JOHNNY DEPP The things that have always been important: to be a good man, to try to live my life the way God wou...
JOHNNY CASH Autumn is my favorite season.
JOHNNY KELLY I design all of my costumes. I like to go out there and feel like I have contributed to every part o...
JOHNNY WEIR For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.
JOHNNY MILLER I never liked blues and I really didn't like jazz. I liked Chuck Berry.
JOHNNY RAMONE My claim to fame has always been that iconic picture that ended up in 'The San Francisco Chronic...
JOHNNY MATHIS Simplicity - that's what I want. It's been a rare commodity for me for a number of years, bu...
JOHNNY DEPP I played guitar from the age of four or five. Every year there would be a slightly larger triangular...
JOHNNY MARR I always wanted to be a character actor rather than the poster boy that they tried to make me 100 ye...
JOHNNY DEPP I did do a film that I refer to as 'The Unpronounceable' by a guy named Yvan Attal with Char...
JOHNNY DEPP I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evi...
JOHNNY DEPP A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drop...
JOHNNY BENCH The catcher is in the middle of everything. He sees it best.
JOHNNY BENCH I played American Legion ball starting when I was 14. But I didn't catch until I was 17. I was 7...
JOHNNY BENCH I spent every bit of my money to try and get a Mickey Mantle card, and I don't have one. Growing...
JOHNNY BENCH Pastry school is great for a foundation and introducing you to basic techniques, but it is really up...
JOHNNY IUZZINI There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.
JOHNNY DEPP Festivals are great because you get to just walk around the corner and see a new band that you'v...
JOHNNY MARR One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a lit...
JOHNNY DEPP Most of our physical education teachers were just teachers, and they had to do the extra stuff on th...
JOHNNY MATHIS It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. ...
JOHNNY DEPP If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it...
JOHNNY DEPP Figure skating is theatrical. It's artistic. It's elegant. It's extremely athletic. And ...
JOHNNY WEIR All of a sudden, I was in charge of my own decisions in the studio, and I didn't have someone to...
JOHNNY MATHIS I've had some rank auditions where I embarrassed myself to new heights, which is hard for me to ...
JOHNNY DEPP Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily imp...
JOHNNY KELLY I'm not commercial, I'm not for Special K cereal and I'm not a Wheaties boy; I'm a l...
JOHNNY WEIR In spite of all the skills that I do have, to relate to the normal world I have no applicable skills...
JOHNNY WEIR Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the who...
JOHNNY CASH It's that one thing that you're passionate about, that you end up developing tunnel vision f...
JOHNNY GALECKI