Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.

Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.

Popularity is the crown of laurel which the world puts on bad art. Whatever is popular is wrong.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.