He'd always liked women who'd talk back to him just a little bit. "Girls with balls" were good. Women with an actual mind of their own who could prove him wrong in something were, of course, castrating bitches who should be drowned in bottomless wells.

You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say bullshit. There's been twelve TV documentaries, three movies and eight books about me. I'm more popular than any of these designed-by-pedophile pop moppets littering the music television and the gossip columns. I've killed more people than Paris Hilton has desemenated, I was famous before she was here and I'll be famous after she's gone. I am the mainstream. I am, in fact, the only true rock star of the modern age. Every newspaper in America never fails to report on my comeback tours, and I get excellent reviews.

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

When women criticized men, I called it 'insight'... When men criticized women, I called it 'sexism' and 'backlash.'

Marines either know how to use an iron or they get married [...]. The iron is less dangerous.

You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to.