Here I am, this smart, bookish girl, and I have this biker-chick name.

My name is Constance Marie, and I am anti-princess.

I am here wrongfully convicted and wrongfully sentenced.

I write literary, not commercial, fiction - or so I've been told by my publishers who are proud I write literary fiction but secretly wish I wrote commercial.

I am the Attributeless, Absolute, Nirguna. I have no name, no residence.

My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!