Herpes.

The union is like having herpes.

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

I've never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.

Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.