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ILONA ANDREWS Money comes with a price, and for me, the price is both freedom and a real life.
SAVI SHARMA I don't think Josh had his best stuff tonight, but he pitched well. His defense betrayed him a littl...
ERIC WAGMAN People need stories. Stories of love, hope, survival, wisdom and sometimes pain. Maybe you don’t t...
SAVI SHARMA He's great. He's a great actor, has a really interesting presence. It kind of reminds me of … he ha...
WENTWORTH MILLER He's great. He's a great actor, has a really interesting presence. It kind of reminds me of … he h...
WENTWORTH MILLER We're trying to do some things with his delivery that are a little uncomfortable for him. We're tryi...
JOHN CURTIS Pedro told me that his arm feels great. He has this little, minor thing with his toe, but I don't th...
WILLIE RANDOLPH Josh has really come on as a leader. He's so competitive. He's a great athlete, but a lot of what he...
ANDY HEDRICK As I’ve said, encountering death has a way of jerking your priorities into line.
JAMES C. DOBSON Sometimes you come in with a guy who is unorthodox in a delivery and he'll get you an out. Bring som...
WILLIE RANDOLPH There's no question this guy has a special arm, but he's still a little raw.
ALAN TRAMMELL Josh is a quality hitter, and against Long Beach it showed that we can not afford to have his bat ou...
WAYNE GRAHAM Cheap is the love that has a price.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Towers and McClung pitched great, ... (Towers) has been on a roll and (McClung) can overpower you wi...
JOHN GIBBONS Towers and McClung pitched great. (Towers) has been on a roll and (McClung) can overpower you with h...
JOHN GIBBONS [Clark] has great stuff, but sometimes he can be his worst enemy. He beats up on himself. He has to ...
JASON BELL He obviously has a great arm and foot, but he also is one of the best blockers on this team, and he ...
BILL BAKER He's a really big guy. He has a great arm and has great accuracy. He looks impressive on tape.
JASON HALL It is better to be a has-been than a never-was.
C. NORTHCOTE PARKINSON You can say what you want about his stuff, but his makeup is off the charts. And he has great stuff....
ELLIOTT AVENT He's kind of a Mike Vick type quarterback in that he has great arm strength and running ability. He'...
BRUD BICKNELL His skiing style is a little bit unorthodox, but when he is on, there's nobody in the world that can...
GUNNAR BROLINSON Aaron has great off-speed stuff and when he hits his spots, he's a great pitcher for us.
JARED UNDERSALL To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving a...
GERMANY KENT (Edwards) has a strong arm, but he never got to set his feet and throw the ball.
GARY SWENSON Josh did a great job in middle relief last year. He has the mentality that when he comes in, nothing...
JOHN SPARKS Spinning out of his delivery. Most of the times when he misses, it's (to his) arm side.
CLINT HURDLE Marcus struggles against the swinging ball because he doesn't move his feet. But Marcus is unorthodo...
MARK TAYLOR Josh is just a great athlete. He has a couple of colleges looking at him. Both Dan and Pat are both ...
JAY BLAYLOCK We've been using a drum machine. It's a little bit unorthodox, but it works.
MICHAEL PARYKAZA He's pitching as well as he ever has. He's staying in his delivery, doing a much better job of comma...
ERIC WEDGE He just confirmed what he's been doing. He's really strong, he's accurate, and he has a throwing mot...
BOB MCNAIR Everything has a price. The price, however, isn't always money.
AHMED MOSTAFA Obviously, New Orleans has been through a great trauma,
DICK CHENEY I came out a little timid. My arm didn't feel as great as it has in the past. I just wanted to keep ...
CRAIG RODRIGUEZ You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER He's got a great release and a great arm. He gets rid of the ball fast. I laughed at some of the rep...
CRAIG RIGSBEE The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS Nate Robinson has a lot of jumping ability, but I don't see Josh losing.
DOMINIQUE WILKINS Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
TINY TIM Gus is the Cat at the Theatre Door.
His name, as I ought to have told you before,
Is reall...
T.S. ELIOT You don't know what in reality has happen...!?
DEYTH BANGER God has made us as pawns... when he is bored of playing with us on the playground he just remove us....
DEYTH BANGER We?re going to throw him into the fire because he has a great arm.
BRIAN CROWLEY If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS Ronnie has a golden arm. He's just an exceptional player with great leadership ability.
DERRIC COAKLEY One day a little chicken was being mocked by the other chickens,because she was small and they were ...
GARY F EVANS... Coach (Phil) Fulmer is a great coach, ... He knows his stuff, and the people he has around him are e...
GERALD GRIFFIN You can't speed up a pitcher. Bart has to get his arm ready and he has to be able to get his body re...
BUD BLACK When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
RICHIE NORTON His leadership in the room, obviously, has been so important,
CHRIS CHELIOS Nate Robinson has a lot of jumping ability, but I don't see Josh losing.
DOMINIQUE WILKINS But as the Pope has a long arm, which might reach me in France, I have gone a little out of the way ...
EDMOND ABOUT Ryan has such a great arm. To think that this is his first full year of catching, and how good he co...
MIKE STEPHENSON Josh Johnson started off slow, because his arm wasn't real strong. But he's gotten stronger and thro...
BOBBY HALFORD Obviously, it's going to be interesting. Patrick has a great future in this league, and I would hate...
CASEY RABACH My site is a little unorthodox without being totally inaccessible.
DAVID CARSON A great idea is like a fast moving train without brake & all contrary minds that crosses its path wi...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) My mom has accepted my style. My dad is a little suspect with all the bright colors and loud stuff. ...
CHANDLER PARSONS John will be a great player once he gets accustomed to varsity pitching. In addition to his bat, he ...
DAVE MARZANO He runs real well, and he's a good bunter. The jury's always been out on whether he could hit. But h...
DAVEY LOPES Josh has the potential to be an impact player at the Division I level given his size and shooting sk...
LARS TIFFANY I don't worry much about Cutler. He has a great arm, good accuracy and he's mobile.
BILL REES He's pretty poised for a sophomore. He has a good arm and he has some experience under his belt. He ...
BOB LUTZ And because God has entrusted you with such riches, you can use these resources to make a profound d...
CRAIG GROESCHEL St. Clair waggles his eyebrows at Josh, but the moment he sees that I've caught him, his expression ...
STEPHANIE PERKINS He has a good arm, but we haven't got the passing game going.
COACH SCOTT ZANE You can be someone's friend and have sex with them. The trick is you have to want their emotional an...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON Josh has been in full training for the last two weeks, and everything has gone very well,
IAN MCGEECHAN Josh did a great job tonight, but it's not just tonight. He's done well the last several games and i...
BRIAN THORNTON Josh is the guy in the band who's just so friendly and super, wanting to walk up to you and say,...
TYLER JOSEPH We were obviously concerned after the game, but he has very little swelling, and our guys feel encou...
JOE GIBBS This sends Rove back to his previous job focusing on what he has done so well. Josh wants to organiz...
CHARLES BLACK He's got a great arm. His passing is the key to his game, but he can run the ball. He's a real good ...
WILLIE FOSTER Josh has broken the school record in the new javelin twice this year.
RICK BULLOCK The careful student of history will discover that Christianity has been of very little value in adva...
MATILDA JOSLYN GAGE Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE Maybe that's a little broad. But his work is pretty good stuff.
CHARLES EDMONDS Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ...
SARAH DARER LITTMAN The wins haven't picked up, but the quality of his stuff has been very good.
GUY HANSEN Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I am not sure why it was a big problem, but obviously it was because he has to get his touches, espe...
WES MILLER Beside us lies a fair-headed recruit in utter terror. He has buried his face in his hands, his helme...
ERICH MARIA REMARQUE I think we looked a little flat and sluggish. It was a little disappointing, but we had a lot of dis...
BRAD HARRIS Byrnes is a hot commodity right now.
FRED COAN This is, to me, the loveliest and saddest landscape in the world. It is the same as that on the prec...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY Protestantism has the method of Jesus with His secret too much left out of mind; Catholicism has His...
MATTHEW ARNOLD Our student section has been great all year and, obviously, they were a little more into it tonight....
STEVE ARNOLD I am very excited for Josh and the opportunity that he has earned. He has worked very hard of the pa...
DOUG ALLISON The Church has little idea how unorthodox it is at any given moment. If a church can't yet be perfec...
BRIAN D. MCLAREN Troy has a tendency to break down mechanically. It's very seldom and it was just a couple of little ...
CLYDE METCALF Obviously, it's a great sports town, and it's a franchise that has had success at the highest level ...
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JOSH BILLINGS Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
JOSH BILLINGS Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful t...
JOSH BILLINGS There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy ...
JOSH BILLINGS Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
JOSH BILLINGS Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
JOSH BILLINGS There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
JOSH BILLINGS One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am ...
JOSH BILLINGS There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
JOSH BILLINGS A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
JOSH BILLINGS When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
JOSH BILLINGS The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.
JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.
JOSH BILLINGS A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
JOSH BILLINGS It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge...
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