He's got a nose for the net, no pun intended on that nose of his.

No. We both had a good talk from (official) Kerry Frasier before the game, and went through everything thoroughly. You'll see a couple of frequent runs to the box the next four to six weeks. I'm sure it will be a little frustrating. Today is probably an example of everybody trying do the exact opposite and probably give up a couple of chances because of it.

The women in his life — no pun intended — gave him a very broad view on humanity.

Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun intended.

But they're not - no pun intended, given the fish on Friday - entirely off the hook. If you do choose to eat meat, you're asked to perform another sacrificial act, such as refraining from eating meat on another day, or doing some service to others, or making a donation to the poor.

Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun.