He's just a phenomenal athlete. We're just thankful for the time we had him.


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He's just a phenomenal athlete.
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MARK MANGINO
(Worthy) is an athlete. We just have to find a place for him on the field.
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JEFF YELTON
Any flooding is an issue, ... We?re just thankful we were able to recover from the flooding we?ve ha...
RANDY MILLER
We just concentrated on getting him the ball. He was phenomenal.
DERECK WHITTENBURG
Young is a phenomenal athlete. You can obviously compare him to Michael Vick.
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Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide another, that he may retire the so...
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST")
We make war that we may live in peace.
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Just a huge turnaround for Josh.
BOB BENINCASA
They just had too much power for us. Inside, and obviously, the shooters that they have were phenome...
CURT ZIEGMONT
God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE
It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
JAMES LEVINE
We threw everything but the kitchen sink at him. He's very good off the dribble; he can pop and shoo...
BRIAN BARBER
Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
BRENDA JONES
We've had more demand for the iMac than we have seen for any computer in (our) history, ... It's jus...
JEFF WALKER
He's a two-time All-County defensive back. He's our athlete. He's the best athlete we've got and we ...
ED GOMEZ
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JOHN ZEOLI
I thought we were just phenomenal in the first inning. Parts of the game are really coming together ...
YVETTE GIROUARD
My record of 13 goals in the World Cup finals still stands.
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In the great line of Crane, Orwell and Hemingway.
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This is too much of a good thing, so there might be a correction that will occur.
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What brings us anywhere? You take one turn instead of another, you meet one woman instead of another...
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You can see that when she's out there, we're a better team.
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You can't print what I was thinking.
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Besides, teams are less attacking now.
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Only two journalists followed the team around.
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My mind was not on the record - I turned down the chance to take a penalty in the third-place game.
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Nowadays, as soon as a striker scores three goals, everyone starts asking him about it.
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I spent my first twenty years in Morocco, where I coached the national team.
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I think I'll take my record of 13 goals to the grave.
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As soon as he thinks about the record, he's finished. The secret is to put it out of your mind.
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I'm just thankful for a fair jury.
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We had batted him fourth every game and we moved him down today for the first time, just because he ...
BRETT ISAACS
It was only a matter of time. We've had good teams for the past few years, we just haven't been luck...
HOWARD ASHBROOK
Having two triples in one inning is something that is unheard of in my time with the team. Tyler jus...
CHAD SPALDING
We would rather have John on the team than play against him, but we'll help him any way we can, ... ...
SCOTT DREW
With C.J., we were just waiting for him to break out. We see it in practice all the time. We knew it...
EDGAR SOTO
He is very upbeat but we hear that all the time from just about any athlete.
PAT CASH
Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD
It's just phenomenal for a regional magazine like this.
CAROLAYNE HOLLEY
[They] were just praying for him and asking God to deliver him from the spirit that he had, ... The ...
DAVID HEMPHILL
He is just fantastic. As Ruth Fowler, I had to hate him while we were filming. And when I saw the fi...
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JACK CHILDRESS
We wanted to keep Ken Lucas. And in free agency ... Carolina offered him just a phenomenal financial...
MIKE HOLMGREN
We were down in the game by a lot, but we still had that fire. We were rooting for him big time.
CHASE UTLEY
He's a phenomenal player, it's a honor just to have him on the team. We only run him five, six, seve...
HERB FULLERTON
I think the difference tonight was the fact that we just couldn't get anything to fall for us. Our s...
CARRIE CONVERSE
I just put it up for him and let him make a play. He's a great athlete, and I knew he was going to c...
BILL MEYER
I had no doubts that my team would have pulled it off. It was less than what we were used to scoring...
CAROL HIBBERT
Marion is just an animal. We had a tough time stopping him. He's just a big strong kid who got it do...
ARCHIE SHERBINOW
(Miller's) an athlete, he's one of the premier players in the state of Kentucky. I just wanted to st...
JAKE WELLS
Josh is ecstatic. We were looking for a spot where he could compete for a job. The word is that the ...
MIKE MCCARTNEY
We made a run at him. We had a real good restart. We just didn't have enough for him.
MIKE GUERITY
For a superstar athlete, Ray's just an unbelievable guy,
JEFF NELSON
We've been waiting for him (Dotson). We knew he had it within himself -- we were just waiting for hi...
DAN FINKLEY
On a night like tonight, anything can happen with the weather conditions the way they were. Craig is...
BRIAN MORAN
We understood we were trapped. We just had to wait for a decision.
GENNADY BOLONIN
There was a point where we were losing a lot of close games. We were right there, but we were losing...
MIKE RUCKER
They were in our face all night. They might have broken Miami's record for sacks. We could never get...
BINKY WALDROP
Josh had a good year, he just came up a little bit short. He kept working and getting better and in ...
JASON ROSTORFER
Josh just blew the ceiling off the place,
DAVID SOMERVILLE
Josh just blew the ceiling off the place.
BUD SOMERVILLE
Justin has always been the better athlete. It's just a matter of him putting his mind to it.
JEFF WEBB
It's tough losing all those guys and a coach, too, but we support all their decisions and wish them ...
GLEN MILLICAN
Josh was there for us, and we were very proud of him. He's one of our stars as well as one of the co...
MARK MORBERG
It was a huge, huge, huge relief. We were prepared for the worst, if we didn't make the team. We jus...
AARON LOWE
It's just been a phenomenal growth.
KATHY MORGAN
I told Josh if he had a shot, take it. We were down by a lot. He had some looks. I told him 'don't w...
BILLY MITCHELL
It's great. It's the most phenomenal crowd. We are just thrilled. It's a wow!
MAGGIE MITCHELL
I'm happy things turned out the way it did and appreciate that people are thankful, but we were just...
ERIC HARPER
Everyone was just stunned. Everyone just hurts for him. I can't imagine losing a brother. We hugged ...
TODD ABERNETHY
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RICHARD MIGLIORE
When we did the (first) seniors questionnaire, we had a phenomenal response. The responses were over...
BARBARA CLEMENTS
He was just such a good person. Not cocky and arrogant, but just a great athlete. I think all the ki...
JAYNE SHIMP
We think the fundamentals are just phenomenal. For the next 6 months, they've got the wind at their ...
JASON SCHROTBERGER
There were several car loads and we were thankful for it.
LYNN COLLINS
He's a great kid, and a special athlete. He's had it rough. But I think this is the best family situ...
ED MCCARTHY
Josh won that match with heart. He's worked so hard for us for four years, and just had some bad luc...
DAN ROTON
I guess we were too high, and acted stupid. I wasn't trying to kill him, I just wanted to hit him . ...
JEFFERY SPURGEON
We just continually tried to keep fresh legs on her. They were screening for her all over the place....
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I pretty much had to use a desperation move at the end. I almost had him pinned for about 10 seconds...
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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
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The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
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I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
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Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no...
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Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev...
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Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
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Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
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Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
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I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
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Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
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A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme...
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Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til...
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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ...
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To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro...
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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.
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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
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It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter he...
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It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, t...
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Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his ...
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Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
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There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t.
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Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful t...
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There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy ...
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Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
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Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
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One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
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