He's left-handed and he's got a pulse.

I am getting better left-handed. I have to do everything left-handed. It's weird.

I punch left-handed.

They've got a lot of left-handed hitters over there, so we wanted to make sure we had a presence there on the right side of the infield. We need to keep defensive continuity if we're going to win, and Adam was in there for right-side defense. Adam's a terrific defensive second baseman. That's why he was out there tonight — and he ends up winning the game with his bat.

I like hitting left-handed pitchers, I really do; that's my forte.

To be hated cordially, is only a left-handed compliment.