He's not leaving one stone unturned. Just because these are major-league players, he's not taking for granted that they know how to do things the way he expects them to be done.
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Related Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up, BRENDA JONES God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE These things are best done as quickly as possible, but we don't want to leave any stone unturned. BUZ BOEHM He wants us to search for Him as for hidden treasure, leaving no stone unturned. DANA CANDLER Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season,... P. T. BARNUM He's hungry. He's relentless in terms of not leaving a stone unturned. BRIAN SHIMER Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser, PETER GOULD We are not taking any chances. We will not leave any stone unturned. We're doing this also for their... CAPTAIN ZAGALA We are not taking any chances. We will not leave any stone unturned. We're doing this also for their... CAPTAIN RAMON ZAGALA Your "Not To Do" list is also important. MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now. BARBARA UPTON They have major-league players. So people know now that we can play against major-league players. FREDERICH CEPEDA The system has not only put out a lot of major-league talent but it's still very deep in guys that a... BILL GEIVETT Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had, PETER GOULD We're not taking anything for granted. We know there are a couple teams in our league that can pitch... MIKE CATANESO No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere... NATHAN ELMO MELO Hes doing better than what we thought. JAMIE KING Why are you leaving me? He wrote, I do not know how to live. I do not know either but I am... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. TOM ROBBINS To be, or not to be, that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It's comforting to know that you are not in one of those dictatorships, where you just fall in line.... LOFA TATUPU ... you sometimes had to force people to say things they would rather not articulate, just so they c... NELL FREUDENBERGER I'm sure he's pushing her for the Naismith Award, which is given to the best player in the country. ... BOB MACKEY [Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var... ALEX ADAMS Do no look for that ideal person to be with, be that ideal person. JEFFREY FRY They're the team everybody points to in this league because of their three consecutive championships... BRENT GUY To be or not to be. That's not really a question. JEAN-LUC GODARD The EU is leaving no stone unturned to try to secure the release of the Bulgarian nurses and the Pal... EMMA UDWIN My life has changed in many ways, both on an economic and personal level. All major league players a... YOENIS CESPEDES We've got a special thing going. Not a single one of (the players) has taken anything we do or that ... JASON MATHENIA Are the major league players pushing you to keep these penalties where they are, or is it you who is... MARSHA BLACKBURN Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA We're looking for the best talent our there in southern Arizona, and not just for players. I feel so... BILL LASLETT We have been moving forward and are leaving no stone unturned in looking for a new water supply. Tim... WAYNE HENRY It had to be that bizarre for us to lose to them. These were things we've never done. They're not th... BILL PALERMO People everywhere enjoy believing things that they know are not true. It spares them the ordeal of t... BROOKS ATKINSON Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life. JAMES C. DOBSON I'm sorry guys, but that was something that absolutely had to be done. Some things are acceptable, a... TONY STEWART Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _... GEORGE MACDONALD I want to try making things right because picking up the pieces is way better than leaving them the ... SIMONE ELKELES But I do not do these things because we are a family. I do them because they are common decencies. T... JOHNATHAN SAFRAN FOER I don't think these guys lose confidence. You'll find very few major league players lose confidence.... BUD BLACK Jenny, she's aw weet, peer body,
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In... MISS SUSANNA BLAMIRE AND MISS CATHERINE GILPIN Without first setting your goals correctly, it is impossible to focus on a plan to achieve them. Tha... MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ... FEREIDOON YAZDI He's an awesome guy. He's too good a kid and one of the best players in the league. All of the thing... TERRY FRANCONA Grown people know that they do not always know the way of things, and even if they think they know, ... ZORA NEALE HURSTON I like to do things not for rewards or recognition, but...just because they are my passion and I jus... LORRIN L. LEE We're not leaving any rock unturned to try to come up with the extra dollars that are needed to make... COMMISSIONER GARY BARTELL She wondered how to un-know certain things, certain specific things that she knew but did not wish t... ARUNDHATI ROY The vast majority of them are things that riders have done and they were warned not to do. BILL CARLSON You can't say you're embarrassed because they're major-league players as well. It's just one of thos... DEREK JETER The players' association negotiated for a clean slate when a player is promoted from the minor leagu... ROB MANFRED We have tremendous resources expended to look for these boys. There is virtually no stone we have le... ANNE SCHWARTZ I think it's the responsibility of a major opera house not only to cultivate debate and get peop... WAYNE MCGREGOR Do not pursue things, instead, be things. That is the most effective way to get things done. SHAHAFYEFET But I do know we’re deficient in some way. We are too involved in materialistic things, and they d... MITCH ALBOM Our board might not look the same as others in the league. We're going to be very 'Browns specific' ... BILL REES The government is sparing no effort and leaving no stone unturned with all the relevant authorities ... NASSER JOUDEH These are the homes we need to address, because we know they are not going to do anything with them ... DAN GALLAGHER If God 'foresaw' our acts, it would be very hard to understand how we could be free not to do them. ... C.S. LEWIS Any player in the NHL would be a great comparison, but when you name a guy like Sidney Crosby . . . ... JOHN TAVARES I know that I can get Major League hitters out, so I've got that going for me. But at the same time,... DANA EVELAND To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is. JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy "To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to re... HENRY N. BEARD They want to be free and they do not know how to be just. ABBE SIEYES I should be the one to say what I do. It's just not done that way anymore in Nashville, and I can't ... CHARLIE DANIELS We want them to know missions are not just something in Africa; they can be done right next door. TERRI SMITH But I do not do these things because we are family. I do them because they are common decencies. Tha... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER The past is dead and buried. But I know now that buried things have a way of rising to the surface w... DAN SIMMONS Things are going to be different. Just not the way you want them. JOSEPH SIMMONS How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you ... JAMES PATTERSON More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth. JAMES MARSHALL Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women... JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN In this long eternal quest to be more like our Savior, may we try to be “perfect” men and women ... JEFFREY R. HOLLAND And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You ju... JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ... THOMAS S. MONSON Beauty—real everlasting beauty—lives not on our faces, but in our attitude and our actions. It l... JUSTINA CHEN It shouldn't be a surprise that physicians do not know how to properly conduct a drug test, because ... DR. SHARON LEVY It made me aware as a citizen, these aren't numbers you hear about when they say 13 people are kille... DEREK CLARK Granted, everybody is different, but I think it's real important to know all the people that you... AUSTIN SEFERIAN-JENKINS It's difficult because Americans do things far differently. The athletes have rights. They qualify v... JEFF WINTERSTEEN Defensively, he's a Major League second baseman, so that's not an issue. We know [the offense] is in... MARC GUSTAFSON The people here are very passionate about sport if it's presented in the right way. They want to be ... DAVE CHECKETTS They (the players) want to go unbeaten all year. I don't know if that is possible. I do know we're g... JOHN STOCKTON Queens of the Stone Age: A Stone Unturned. JOSH HOMME Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come ... CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come ... CLAUDE M. BRISTOL Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. One of the brilliant things about Britain is the way you've managed to save old things but to ke... BILL BRYSON We are all amateur players, therefore playing against major league players is the greatest victory f... FREDERICH CEPEDA Women are looking for good father material. He can mention the fact that he knows how to coach Littl... LORI GOTTLIEB When good players get going, they are hard to stop, and Jeff is a good player. He got going and it w... STEVE ALFORD Just because I don't know how to do it, doesn't mean it can't be done. JIM GENOVESE Just because you don't know how to do something doesn't mean it can't be done. JEANIENE FROST These guys are busting their chops. They're really going after it. And when they're not taking groun... TOM FOLEY To not have them be the measuring stick, that would be downplaying how good they are, ... And we're ... JAKE PLUMMER There will be test cases that make their way to court but I think the government was desperate that ... GREG COMBET
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JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY