He's probably the world's most beautiful looking man [Leonardo Dicaprio], yet he doesn't think he's that gorgeous. And to me, he's just smelly, farty Leo.

Why am I here? You guys are so fantastic.

They're trying to do whatever I'm asking of them. That's tough when you're used to one director. They're all rising to the occasion very well.

Man is a make-believe animal: he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part

Actors are loved because they are unoriginal. Actors stick to their script. The unoriginal man is loved by the mediocrity because this kind of "artistic" expression is something to which the merest five-eighth can climb.

Just let the wardrobe do the acting