Andy Weir
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I am not a brave man... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above. ANDY WEIR Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute.… I’m looking at m... ANDY WEIR I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but I’m the best botanist on the planet. ANDY WEIR The screen went black before I was out of the airlock. Turns out the “L” in “LCD” stands for... ANDY WEIR Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10... ANDY WEIR To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s “Tuesday. ANDY WEIR I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience". ANDY WEIR Back in the days of Apollo, sending humans to the moon was the only viable way to get the scientific... ANDY WEIR A story in your head isn't a story. It's just a daydream until you actually write it down. S... 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Dresden’s not gone,” I said. I touched a hand lightly to my brow. “He’s here.” I touched W... 
What does he say?' he asked.
Have either of you seen Sam? Brianna can’t find him.”
Cole gets up and then says, “Adam. Five texts. I can read them to you.” He pauses. “Unless the... 
Every time he opens his mouth I have absolutely no idea what he’s gonna say. He’s the most hones... 
And he leans in, so carefully. Breathing
He’s everywhere.
“He’s wicked. He’s dangerous. And he’s far from trustworthy. But he’s devoted to me an... 
He thinks I love him. As in… in love with him. Yeah. Go fig. Me in love with Qhuinn… a guy who, ... 
And then, when he’s been underwater so long I feel certain he’s drowned, his head pops up right ... 
Tell me he’s not talking to Brandon,” Claire said.
Magnus rolled onto his back and put his feet up on the arm of the sofa. “What do you care if Alec�... 
The Doctor: Dr. Song, you’ve got that face on again.
And no wonder we couldn’t find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry,” said Ro... 
He remembered Apollo, smiling and tanned and completely cool in his shades. Thalia had said, He’s ... 
I want to know how long we have before he rises. If I cut off his head, will he stay down longer?”... 
He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me.
The movies make the brooding guy the hero – the guy with problems the guy who carries a gun, the g... 
Come on, Iko.”
What is it about ye, Sassenach, I wonder?” he said conversationally, eyes still fixed on Myers.
He’s kissing me like the world is rolling right off a cliff, like he’s trying to hang on and he�... 
He’s gone, Harry told himself. He’s gone. He had to keep thinking it as he washed and dressed, a... 
Look, he isn’t even concerned.”
Brianna! Is Sam okay?” Astrid cried.
I don’t understand what makes them come out like that!”“Hunger,” said Jem. “Were you think... 
He could never use you. You own him. You should’ve seen the way he was looking at you while you we... 
Look at him. The man’s not delusional. He’s in love. 
For those ladies out there who are listening, let me give you some free advice: If a guy who you jus... 
You know, you’re topping from the bottom,” he murmurs against my lips.
He’s always looking out windows, 
I’m Hana,” Hana says. “And this is Lena.” She jabs me with an elbow. I
Your boyfriend's crazy,” he said to Clary.
Okay. This guy came to the bar and flirted with you, then he pummels some guy for hitting you.” Do... 
George grimaced. “Jack is spoiled. Things are hard for him, but he isn’t the only one who doesn�... 
As I was saying. He could never use you. You own him. You should’ve seen the way he was looking at... 
Is everything normal now?”
A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s eith... 
When I dream, I dream of him. For several nights now he’s come to me, waving from a distant shore ... 
Come on, Hathaway," he said, taking my arm. "You can be my partner. Let’s see what you’ve been d... 
He’s like a song she can’t get out of her
He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can mak... 
The second I encounter his erection, my jaw drops.
You’re safe now,” Rider said. “I here. You’re safe, Mouse. And I know you might not believe ... 
a bird no one wants. he’s mine. my bird of pain. he doesn’t sing. that bird swaying on the bough... 
He’s stronger than this. He’s always been stronger… (Vane)
That’s why; he’s worried about how his life is turning out, and he’s lonely, and lonely people... 
You think he’s perfect and he’s safe and, in your head, he can do anything... but he can’t sav... 
“So, he’s pouting, right? That’s why he missed the ceremony,” I say over the instru... 
Are you afraid of falling, baby?
I'm really hoping he’s being genuine because I can already tell he isn't the kind of guy a girl ge... 
strong suit, even when he had two sound legs. But it’s all right, he’s moving, the monkeys are h... 
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man. 
When you have an audience standing and screaming the entire way through the short program and cheeri... 
Creating emotion was what my career was all about. I wanted people to laugh at me; I wanted people t... 
In the 20 long, hungry years between my late teens and late 30s I bought in to virtually every new d... 
Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls 
I actually had a Bobby Orr action figure. You could put the pads on him and skates and all that. I w... 
I was accorded the opportunity to learn by failing - albeit at the cost of a few honourable teachers... 
I have always had a certain aversion to heat. And for me, the name of the game on the stage is '... 
My parents' generation's benchmark was simple: Fat Equals Bad. 
I was not great behind the counter. I had a week off without asking for it. Another time, we had a c... 
Some of them come around once a week, some of them come around once every two or three weeks and tha... 
close to 100 per cent. 