Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

The liturgy, like the feast, exists not to educate but to seduce people into participating in common activity of the highest order, where one is freed to learn things which cannot be taught.

When I was a kid, I read books that made me laugh but also made me shiver in terror. I wanted to make books that made other people feel the same way.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.