High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.


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I didn't appreciate Mick Jagger until I got older, and mainly because of the Mick Jagger swagger...
MAYER HAWTHORNE
Some of the questions to determine you are who you say you are make it tedious to complete. The prog...
ROBERT MAYER
Turn your backs on them. Among motorcycle groups, that's the ultimate sign of disrespect. You're tel...
KURT MAYER
Instead of saying hello, we say, 'I see you' because it means that I see you as a person, I recogniz...
DAVID MAYER
And I think that what is of concern is that they seem to be bringing skills from the scientific worl...
JANE MAYER
We're a casual dining restaurant that serves breakfast.
DANI MAYER
We're looking at this as a business transformation. The goal is to align the business across the com...
CHRIS MAYER
Will the social networking phenomenon lessen? I don't think so.
MARISSA MAYER
My brother told me about this and brought me in, he's in a band that wants to use this place.
BECKY MAYER
We're trying to do a lot of things to bring all aspects of the community together. People can come h...
BECKY MAYER
The Space targets a younger audience than some of the other venues in Springfield. We want to give u...
BECKY MAYER
My dad calls me 'Mac' a lot, from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out' - Little Mac is the m...
MAYER HAWTHORNE
I think that what happens is that all of my modern influences blend together with the older soul inf...
MAYER HAWTHORNE
I learn the most from trial and error. I learn about what I'd like to be able to do from people ...
MAYER HAWTHORNE
I like to stay in the rhythm of things. My maternity leave will be a few weeks long, and I'll wo...
MARISSA MAYER
We pay the distributor for showing the film $350 to $700 for each showing, each film.
ANNETTE MAYER
Our goal is to increase the community's understanding of different races and cultures. That's the bo...
ANNETTE MAYER
We do not have a reasonable basis for establishing a liability reserve. Our story stays the same fro...
TED MAYER
People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing May...
MAYER HAWTHORNE
Man, I have so many names that everybody calls me something different. Some people call me Drew, som...
MAYER HAWTHORNE
The pact has the flaw that the accused are their own judges, so they really like the defendants. The...
THOMAS MAYER
The market favors open choice for search, and companies should compete for users based on their qual...
MARISSA MAYER
We feel this is going to change the face of finance sites.
MARISSA MAYER
Steve Jobs is the best at launching new products. They have to see how he does it.
MARISSA MAYER
Clearly the spam problem is not going away and users are being bombarded with inane and possibly off...
BETHANY MAYER
I think it's very comforting for people to put me in a box. 'Oh, she's a fluffy girlie g...
MARISSA MAYER
I was completely shattered. I couldn't think clearly. When something like that happens to you, you a...
WALTER MAYER
It was amazing what their volunteers were able to do to make it painless. They have the best volunte...
SHARON MAYER
We believe that we have an index that is three times larger (without counting duplicate pages).
MARISSA MAYER
This has been one of the longstanding unfilled user needs. We saw a search need where we weren't pro...
MARISSA MAYER
I can imagine an operating system that some day does a better job storing your data, using (a) netwo...
MARISSA MAYER
We are excited to make an investment in AOL's future. It gives us more opportunities with more adver...
MARISSA MAYER
We think this will be a very useful tool, but you will have to give up some of your privacy. For man...
MARISSA MAYER
Our focus is on the user and the product.
MARISSA MAYER