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His expertise is water research, indicating human odor from under the water. He can give divers a narrower search area.


Joan Brehm

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LUCA REVELLI The entire downtown area was under 4 1/2 feet of water.
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KATHY FINLEY Your truck is under water,
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WILL ROGERS I fit my mouth to his and he tastes like water and smells like fresh air. I drag my hand from his ne...
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JEFF ALBRIGHT God creates the whirls in the water, demons create mazes under water and man gets confused.
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DAVID SUZUKI I think one of the attractions to the Grand Rapids area is water quality.
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CULLIGAN WATER Scientists want to search for alien signals because that's what gets them publicity. They are like J...
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CHRISTOPHER RHODES No verse can give pleasure for long, nor last, that is written by drinkers of water.
HORACE Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he i...
AFRICAN PROVERB Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is...
AFRICAN PROVERB All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath.
SOURCE UNKNOWN All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath.
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MIKE DANIEL Our morgue at Big Charity is full and it is under water.
DON SMITHBURG Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.
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BRUCE LEE Daley may be sinking. The hot water has gone from his chest to his neck.
DON ROSE I'm looking out of my office now at merchants bringing their damaged goods out into the street. The ...
DEBBIE STUTSMAN The swan in the pool is singing, And up and down doth he steer, And, singing gently ever, ...
HEINRICH HEINE For a 1,500 square foot roof that you're capturing water from, in a 1 inch rain, you can capture abo...
GRETCHEN GIGLEY Listen and learn from the smartest people ...in their area of expertise.
LORRIN L. LEE Human nature is like water. It takes the shape of its container.
WALLACE STEVENS Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep, And in his simple show he harbors treason.
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COMMANDER ELMO NORTON Under a spring mist, ice and water forget their old difference...
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MARGARET ATWOOD Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the c...
BRUCE LEE I do believe that by extending the outfall away from a bathing area . . . we will improve . . . the ...
DAVID ROSENBLATT Of a water that flows,
With a lullaby sound,
From a spring but a very few
Feet under ground...
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BARRY RITHOLTZ Mother is water.
SUZY KASSEM Rubies flew like drops of blood from the chest of a dying prince, and he sank to his knees in the wa...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Snow is water, and ice is water, and water is water, these three are one
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MEG ROSOFF You have to dig a well before you can draw water from it.
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H. RIDER HAGGARD Spending money is like pouring water into sand and earning it is like taking water back from sand.
VIKRANT PARSAI We have communities where the entire community is under water, literally to the eaves of buildings.
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GEORGE VASIC One can not reflect in streaming water. Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
LAO TZU We'd be 12 feet under water if it was summer.
EDWARD JOHNSON Within three hours, we were under five feet of water.
DONALD HARRIS I drink lots of water - being under hot lamps all day is very dehydrating.
SARAH ALEXANDER Wherever we can find water we can produce oxygen, fuel and drinking water.
ERIC HAYNE The people are like water and the ruler a boat. Water can support a boat or overturn it.
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JOAN LUNDEN I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He...
JOAN RIVERS Action is the antidote to despair.
JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak...
JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat...
JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.
JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ...
JOAN RIVERS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something... but that it is a moral...
JOAN DIDION Isn't that what we come into politics for? To say to people: 'You can do it, too - there is ...
JOAN KIRNER People think of us as an information distributor because that's how they relate to the Internet....
JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us...
JOAN HALIFAX All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l...
JOAN RIVERS I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
JOAN CRAWFORD