His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST No Saint has ever thrown away his halo!
LJUPKA CVETANOVA You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away.
ENGLISH PROVERB I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST Good work does not matter, because a man is judged by his worst output and another man takes all the...
RUDYARD KIPLING Steve informed me his mother was Irish, which I was unaware of. All of a sudden I started looking at...
DON GIVENS There, he had seen every thing to exalt in his estimation the woman he had lost, and there begun to ...
JANE AUSTEN The Farmer and the Stork
A farmer placed nets on his newly-sown plowlands and caught a number of Cra...
AESOP I got him to the mat and kept dropping elbows on him. I kept hammering away at him, and he never rea...
JAKE SHIELDS I've thrown away lots of my old diaries - you never know who might get their hands on them. But ...
STEFFI GRAF The Thief and His Mother
A boy stole a lesson-book from one of his schoolfellows and took it home to...
AESOP Ever afternoon, me and Baby Girl set in the. rocking chair before her nap. Ever afternoon, I tell he...
KATHRYN STOCKETT Three fishers went sailing away to the west,
Away to the west as the sun went down;
Each thoug...
CHARLES KINGSLEY It just kept moving further and further west,
ANNE WARD Sanford was phenomenal. He kept us in the game and he's been doing that of late. We should have come...
DEAN MCAMMOND He was struck dumb at the words though he should not be surprised; his wife kept him in a perpetual ...
SARAH MACLEAN His training has kept him sharp,
JOHN ELLINGER There was a long hard time when I kept far from me the remembrance of what I had thrown away when I ...
CHARLES DICKENS I'm really proud of him. Mike just kept coming back for his team. He worked harder than anyone in th...
TREVOR CARRITT He is under contract. He has refused to render his services, and so we have not paid him for his ser...
STEVE PATTERSON Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT I will tell the stork-man.
TAMORA PIERCE Is not he? I had him along for his books and potions, and kept him for his character. Profundities o...
MICHELLE FRANKLIN He kept him as the apple of his eye.
BIBLE The Mole and His Mother
A mole, a creature blind from birth, once said to his Mother: I am sure tha...
AESOP Saddam's fate should be in the hands of his country men. They were the major victims of his brut...
RONNIE JAMES DIO I'm psyched to see him finish on a high note. But I really would have liked to have thrown a wrench ...
BILL DEMONG He should have been dragged through streets ... and thrown into a bottomless pit.
FERDONE QERKEZI (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST I RAISED AN EYEBROW AT HIM, AND HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE AND CROSSED HIS EYES WHEN JOSH TURNED AWAY F...
JAMES PATTERSON He didn't lose his cool. He kept on playing and making shots. He cares so much, and for him to have ...
GREG PATTON They kept pushing him to do his best.
CHERYL MORRIS What are you going to do, you know?. In hindsight, I guess I should have thrown him out there in the...
BILL MASSE The condition of the black race, their pain, their wounds, would in his mind become merged with his ...
BARRACK OBAMA Three fishers went sailing away to the west,/ Away to the west as the sun went down.
CHARLES KINGSLEY We didn't pay as much attention to McCrae as we should have and he popped out on us. He kept on gett...
BRYANT MCALLISTER You could definitely smell the alcohol on him. Multiple detectives spoke to him, and his story kept ...
GERRY HARRINGTON One should respect his motherland, his culture and his mother tongue because they are givers of happ...
RIG VEDA When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH I kept calling to try and go out with her. Her mother kept screening the calls.
MARK OTIS It was a pretty good pitch. I think [Jones] was looking for it. How he hit that ball -- yeah, I shou...
FREDDY GARCIA His tiredness hurt so much it kept him awake.
JONATHAN FRANZEN I don't think they should have thrown out the baby with the bath water,
CHRIS NOTH Justin Gray is just a phenomenal player. We've watched so much film on him, but it's nothing like wa...
D.J. STRAWBERRY I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw th...
VING RHAMES Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that...
SARAH REES BRENNAN Man is a prisoner who has no right to open the door of his prison and run away ... A man should wait...
PLATO Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
DR. LAURENCE J. PETER Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
LAURENCE J. PETER Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.
UNKNOWN About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the st...
KIN HUBBARD We took a bet of $2500 on him straight away. By the time the count is held, West and Cousins may be ...
GERARD DAFFY And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages,...
BIBLE The words of king Lemuel, the prophecy that his mother taught him.
BIBLE If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach ...
JUDITH HAYES I have kept working, even if I've thrown off the big movies I used to do. I still have three or four...
KAREN BLACK I've loved what I could and thrown it all all away
TYLER WILLIAMS Everybody came out OK except my mother. She was in the back seat and was thrown into the windshield.
FRANK VEGAS Kevin Costner has feathers in his hair and feathers in his head. The Indians should have called him ...
PAULINE KAEL Gifts should be handed, not thrown
DANISH PROVERB He found him in a desert land, and in the waste howling
wilderness; he led him about, he instructed...
BIBLE A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you."
...
JANETTE RALLISON Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Rae: Who asked you?
Mae: Mom and Dad. Lots of...
UNKNOWN I think the reason we sometimes have the false sense that God is so far away is because that is wher...
RAVI ZACHARIAS If a person seems wicked, do not cast him away. Awaken him with your words, elevate him with your de...
LAO TZU His faith was like the radar of a bat, it took him through the darkness that surrounded him. It woul...
MARK A. COOPER Everybody is getting down on Daunte. It's the same guy that's thrown for 3,000 yards in three season...
MARCUS ROBINSON If a king tries to start a war, a mother should go to him and forbid it.
HENRI ROUSSEAU I was the one who kept telling my second husband he should become a cinematographer. I paid for him ...
CARMEN DELL'OREFICE I was the one who kept telling my second husband he should become a cinematographer. I paid for him ...
CARMEN DELL'OREFICE He pitched well. He hadn't thrown in a while, but he's been pretty consistent. He keeps the ball low...
JEFF FINCH Why produce garbage when it is thrown away all the same
LOESJE Are you going to eat him?" Samantha asked...
Warrick struggled for a moment, but had to tell h...
ERIN KELLISON Many a man spanks his children for the things his own father should have spanked out of him.
DON MARQUIS My angel,--his name is Freedom,--
Choose him to be your king;
He shall cut pathways east and w...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Aunt Dottie and Aunt Mae would get up there and sing the same song - 'I was drunk last night, dear M...
JOYCE GIBSON There's so much stuff they've thrown at him. Basically they threw the kitchen sink at him. Just his ...
COURTNEY TAYLOR You can only judge him by his accomplishments, not the arbitrary yardsticks thrown around here in th...
ERIC UELAND A five year old boy was sitting down to eat when his mother asked him to pray for his meal. He repli...
UNKNOWN In every area, we seem to have thrown everything away and embraced reality television. It's naus...
KEN STOTT We're convinced that he would have kept his leader's jersey had he not crashed. You don't take the y...
JOHAN BRUYNEEL The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork
WILSON MIZNER We knew right away it was going to be a goaltenders' duel. Any other goalie and we probably would ha...
TYLER AMBROZIAK The European Union door is shut and the Iranians have thrown away the key. This was a symbolic slap ...
ALI ANSARI You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim ...
RICHELLE MEAD Dreams are ideas where the collar has been removed and the leash has been thrown away.
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Kevin Costner has feathers in his hair and feathers in his head. The Indians should have called him ...
PAULINE KAEL You're trying harder and harder, when less is more, really. I kept telling him that. The harder you ...
DOUG DAVIS My mother insured that a life of petty facts and dutiful farming was kept at bay by her passionate i...
JOSEPHINE HART Not taking anything away from the players that have been over there, but I don't think there is any ...
ERIC STUDESVILLE It's important that all the east-west corridors that get away from the coast have clear access.
FRED ELLIOTT
More Mae West
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
MAE WEST To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
MAE WEST Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
MAE WEST Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST 'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST [Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST [Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST