History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.

What is history but a fable agreed upon?

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet