Hopefully he is still alive, or his pecker is un-dead.

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!