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Hopefully, he'll be ready to go on a rehab (assignment) next week. He's getting close.


Jerry Narron

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GAIL ANDERSEN Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser,
PETER GOULD They say the best quarterbacks have amnesia, they forget last week and move on to next week. Hopeful...
CHARLIE FRYE We're hoping that 12 people will be ready to go next week, that's the goal at this moment.
JULIE DAVIS There's a couple of things we need to work on. We'll be ready for Lehigh next week.
MICHAEL WOODS Hopefully he'll be able to bounce back by next week, at least.
JARED PHAY Hopefully by Saturday I'll be close to 100 percent and ready to play, or as close to 100 percent as ...
JAMAAL TATUM I'm feeling charged up and ready to go. I'm happy with the way I'm playing and hopefully it will car...
JYOTI RANDHAWA I think you have to be ready to quit within yourself. If you're not, it doesn't matter what rehab yo...
LEIF GARRETT Next week, we will be ready to roll. I have a lot of good lawyers.
KENNETH LAY We're being successful as a team, and hopefully that translates into individuals getting a chance to...
AARON SELE Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
BRENDA JONES Hopefully, we are going to go somewhere next week and that's it. Going to spend a few days by oursel...
BEN CURTIS I'll be out there next week, getting in a little vacation.
MARK WHIPPLE We're going to have precautionary X-rays taken of his shoulder. Hopefully, he'll be back next week.
DAN FAUSER They indicated that they should be back on track within a week for the closings that they had ready ...
GINA OGLE within the next several days -- hopefully during the coming week.
BRUCE BABBITT We have to regroup, analyze, re-strategize, and get ready to go next week. If we dwell on this it co...
ED COMEAU We'll have a new pump on the car for Dallas. We plan to do some testing before then, so hopefully we...
GENE SNOW We think they could be ready for broadcast within the next week or two.
GRACE WON He's feeling better today and hopefully he'll be strong and ready to go by Tuesday.
BUTCH HOBSON This scrimmage will be a good indicator on how well guys have come along. Hopefully we can end this ...
GENE NUDO This will help us in the next week and hopefully beyond.
CRAIG FIELDS We're going to try to see what we can do to get opened next week sometime, that's the goal. Hopefull...
TRACY PEPPLE We don't foresee anything abnormally cold at least through next week. After that it's generally clos...
JIM WESTLAND They'd be better off getting somebody who's ready to go.
BEN SHEETS Duce is working this week, hopefully he'll be ready by Sunday, but he is not ready to carry the load...
BILL COWHER Hopefully, next we can go to Beijing.
ALBERT CHAN The next step will be a request for proposal that will go out next week.
LYNDA WEATHERMAN The objective was met but we've got to learn from this and be ready to play from the get-go. We must...
GENE CATHCART All right, then, I'll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN For us, it's a matter of getting ready for next Friday's or next Saturday's game and that's when the...
ALEX TANGUAY I'm a bit shattered about it but I'm thinking about the end of the year and next year now and gettin...
HUGH MCMENIMAN I'm feeling a lot better. The off week really helped. I'll be ready to go Friday night.
JOHN MEYER The chance for a policy change next week has now risen to close to 100 percent.
SEIJI SHIRAISHI At this point, we're getting ready to wrap up the first investigation probably in the next week or t...
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DAVE WILLIAMS We're pleased. It was a good meet to get us ready for the states next week.
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JOE QUESADA How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
ERMA BOMBECK We're going to reevaluate him in 10 days, two weeks, and hopefully he'll be ready to go by then.
ROBERT SHIVLEY We had a close one with them last year so they will be ready to come out against us. My goal is that...
BUFFY BAKER We're ready to ship in the morning, ... It should be on the shelves at some pharmacies on Friday or ...
BRUCE DOWNEY I thought if we go close to 250 it could be a fighting total and we succeeded in getting close to it...
KAMRAN AKMAL It means the public shouldn't be swimming there for now and we'll keep testing next week and hopeful...
MARK STECK He'll have the challenge of getting all of our game operations ready to go and will be a key compone...
HAYNE ELLIS I threw today and hopefully I will be good to go next weekend. That's the plan.
MATT BOWMAN Hopefully in the next week or so, we can work out where it's headed,
PETER SULLIVAN I was able to go hard this week, and everything feels fine. I wasn't sure on Monday. But I went to r...
DANILIO HUTCHINSON I am very excited and very pleased, I knew it would be close. I am ready to start another week of ha...
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KEVIN LOGAN We're working on endurance. Hopefully we'll see faster times in this area next week because the kids...
LAURA GRAF We talked all week that in order to beat [an option offense], you have to be assignment perfect.
AL LAVAN The past two games were battles, so we have to be ready to go to battle (again). We'll prepare this ...
MANDY CLOSE The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married.
TARA REID There's been no time for training. Hopefully I can take it easy this next week.
BODE MILLER The one principle of hell is – “I am my own
GEORGE MACDONALD The attitude has been good during a trying week. We've had good practices. The girls will be ready t...
CHAD OLSON It was the play of the game. He deserves it (player of week). And hopefully he can get another one n...
GREG SPIRES The closest we're ever to being ready is right after the last event, and never close again until aft...
LARRY KLEIN It just shows our depth and how guys stay ready. Hopefully those guys will be ready by Thursday when...
MARQUIS DANIELS He's getting ready to go get some eggs.
MARK MARTINEZ Listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go.
E E CUMMINGS I think it would be a little disappointing, but hopefully if you're young enough you can go to the n...
KIMMIE MEISSNER I have to work 10 times harder, plus that. As far as getting ready, I'll be ready when it's time to ...
BERNARD POLLARD We're trying to get better each week. Hopefully, Noland is getting better each week and we were look...
JAMES REYNOLDS Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun!
ALEXANDER BLOK I'm just getting ready to play, the same as I always have. There's a possibility every week (of play...
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OLIVER PLANA You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
DAVY CROCKETT There's a possibility that he may be operated on next week,
JAMES WEBSTER He should be hopefully ready to roll by then.
BO BECK There's expectation that rates will go higher. Why buy on par when the price will be less than par n...
JACK MALVEY listen: there’s a hell
of a good universe next door; let’s go
E.E. CUMMINGS He's going to be a go-to guy probably next year, and hopefully we can have some guys step up, guys w...
JAMES RIKE We've just got to be ready to go. We have done well in tough games lately and hopefully we can keep ...
ERIC BALINBIN Now it's our job to put this game behind us and get ready for next week. It was a tough game for us....
EMILY MARTIN Chilton County has a lot of good running backs and likes to run the option. We're working on our ass...
BRUCE BRELAND It will be ready hopefully by April.
JAHNU BARUA We have inspectors that are ready to go, to be on sight, right now, to actually go out and do the in...
HERBERT MITCHELL We're getting reasonably close to where a bottom might occur. It's almost possible to sense a rally ...
ARTHUR CASHIN Are we adequately prepared? ... No. We do not yet have a vaccine ready to go. If the pandemic happen...
GREG POLAND I want to reduce my risks as much as possible and hopefully be able to go to the World Cup fit, read...
ABBY WAMBACH We've had a slightly different training program this week. We've put a lot of time into recovery and...
GARRY DAVIDSON Today is a tough day. I think everybody is very positive. We've got three home games coming up. Hope...
JAKE GROVE We talked and hopefully we'll be ready to play (today).
LESLIE VERSLUES It was a terrible day. Everything is under pressure. Down we go. This will probably be a precursor t...
DAVID JARVIS I want to save myself for another week. There is no pain before I start my round, so I guess I need ...
JYOTI RANDHAWA Hes learned to never trust anyone with his heart. People lie, cheat, hurt, steal, and play. He cant ...
ZACH MOUNCE We've had a hell of a last three weeks. Hopefully we're on the upswing now.
BRIAN BROWN It's tough, but you know, you've got to turn those boos into cheers. I have another opportunity to u...
KYLE BOLLER I can't really worry about those things. I just have to get ready for this week and hope I get close...
DOMONIQUE FOXWORTH I could either just kind of halfway give up for the year, or start playing every week and try to get...
JOHN HUSTON It's just something that kind of snowballed and we weren't definitely trying to run the score up by ...
GREG DICKINSON We are getting ready to close on our first home for a single mom in Caldwell. She and her son both h...
JACKIE HANSEN Nikki Harris will be eligible next week and our boys are getting better, but they are young compared...
ED DABROWSKI There couldn't be a better fit for me. We will take it to the next level in 2006. I'm ready to go.
JAMIE MCMURRAY Zero, absolutely zero. I'm here to try to get ready to win this tournament, and hopefully come out o...
TIGER WOODS It felt good today. It felt much better than yesterday. I think I'm close. I'm ready to go, ready to...
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JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ