Hopefully, we'll get some gigs soon. We do corporate dates. Private parties. Birthdays, weddings, anniversaries. A lot of casinos.

The banquet room is frequently rented for weddings and Sweet 16 parties.

The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, mommy and daddy dropped the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots.

In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played - today it's like checking into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday.

Today it's all gone.

By gaming we lose both our time and treasure:
two things most precious to the life of man.

We estimate there will be 140,000 to 150,000 weddings this year, a 40 percent rise over last year.

The recent amendment in a law of karma, passed unanimously by both angels and demons, explicitly states that a man can be forgiven for gambling in casinos, but he can't be pardoned for betting in share markets and such a man should be deprived of money, peace, sleep and heaven.