Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

I wasn't even the ham in the sandwich. I was just dragged out of the sandwich, abandoned by left and right!

If the district attorney wanted, a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.

I felt like a wonderful sandwich, a slice of white bread between two slices of ham.

A good district attorney can indict a ham sandwich if he wants to, and Mr. Earle understands that, ... The accusations harm as much as the convictions. Because all you have right now is accusations, and we're having an interview on a national television show about accusations. So they're obviously harmful or it wouldn't be news.

I feel strongly that a ham sandwich with a scepter would be a fine Fed chairman. In fact, I think a ham sandwich with a scepter might do a better job because it wouldn't be politically motivated.