Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys.

Hosting the Oscars is pretty much the scariest thing you can do. To me, this is right up there with bungee jumping!

L.A. is only where you live, because otherwise it's just a sprawling mass of everything, and I think if you live in L.A., you get a little network of places you go, and people you see, and when you leave town, you do miss those places and your friends.

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress