Housing was ground zero for the Great Recession. Between early 2006 and Obama's inauguration in 2009, average house prices fell by a third across the country. In certain areas, including cities as diverse as Akron, Orlando and Las Vegas, house prices fell by more than half.
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Related The Adversity Index was created by msnbc.com and Moody's Analytics to track the economic fortune... BILL DEDMAN Pressures are particularly evident in the West where housing prices in local markets such as Riversi... PAUL FERLEY A year ago some said that the doubling of oil prices would push our inflation far beyond target and ... GORDON BROWN The easing in economic growth over the past year, together with a ratio of house price to average ea... MARTIN ELLIS John W. Snow was paid more than $50 million in salary, bonus and stock in his nearly 12 years as cha... ALEX BERENSON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Like any vibrant economy, the house prices have gone up. But more than that, we're facing a bit of a... LINDA WALLACE Thought seasonable factors may be part of the explanation for falling prices and declining home sale... LEONARD ZUMPANO Natural gas prices increased across the country, including Alberta. SEBASTIEN LAVOIE Las Vegas will never again be viewed as an affordable housing market by the 'working class' as it wa... DENNIS SMITH House prices tend to move seasonally, driven up by higher demand and activity in the warmer months a... GREG FUZESI House prices in San Diego have risen much more rapidly then in the U.S.. But, I think we can explain... RICHARD GREEN We expect this trend to continue during 2006 as house prices rise at a slower pace than earnings, th... MARTIN ELLIS The impact of the downturn is starting to feel very real. House prices and the housing market have b... LUCY POWELL The key to house prices is the share of foreclosure or short sales in the total housing market. When... MARK ZANDI For 2006 as a whole, the first quarter should prove a one-hit wonder, as higher debt payments, energ... LESLIE PRESTON This increased housing market activity has clearly led to some recent firming in house prices, and t... HOWARD ARCHER Profitability for the quarter was affected by the lower revenue and a reduction in average selling p... DAVID ORTON We had seen the house on tours by the Frank Lloyd Wright Home and Studio Foundation, and we fell in ... ED BAEHREND Las Vegas is a unique place to represent. For one thing, most everybody is shipped in from different... KURT BUSCH Since his inauguration in 2009, President Obama has upheld FDR's vision of America as a nation t... NIGEL HAMILTON It's indicative of strong underlying demand for housing relative to supply and it's supportive of th... DOMINIC BRYANT President Obama's reelection started the countdown for lawmakers to address the fiscal cliff and... MARK ZANDI This house basically fell between the cracks. It's a site of national importance. JUDY CHRISTENSEN Walmart's period of explosive growth coincided with decades of wage stagnation and deindustriali... GEORGE PACKER In the richest country in the history of the world, this Obama economy has crushed the middle class.... MITT ROMNEY We believe that higher wood product prices may impact comparable store sales in the third and fourth... MICHAEL LEWIS The annual percentage increase in house prices nationally in 2005 was the smallest for 10 years. MARTIN ELLIS Copper prices fell because processors are reluctant to buy now, and demand on the spot market is not... SHEN HAIHUA What will happen in Las Vegas? It's hard to say. The entertainment industry has been very strong and... FRANK NOTHAFT We have record high temperatures and record high energy prices across the country, and we've see... LOUISE SLAUGHTER Nationally, the share of mortgages that are underwater fell by about one-half between 2011 and 2014. JANET YELLEN It's clearly on the same scale as Las Vegas with considerably less hardware. By 2008 or 2009, we are... GRANT BOWIE Fuel prices have more than doubled, and we're anticipating a $6 million shortfall in the 2006 budget... JUSTIN JONES Customers who enroll in our new 2006 Secure Plan will get great savings during the hot summer months... GLEN STANCIL King would certainly be overjoyed by Barack Obama's inauguration, but we must avoid, and indeed ... DAVID GARROW The housing boom will inevitably simmer down, ... As part of that process, house turnover will decli... ALAN GREENSPAN Soon after the inauguration, the Obamas gave Big Food a case of heartburn when, in the spring of 200... MICHAEL POLLAN The prices of $51 for 2006 and $46 for 2007-2008 are considered a more realistic option. Because the... ANDREI KLEPACH We expect 2006 to be a better year. As energy and material costs, including resin prices, appear to ... RONALD BROWN With gas prices hitting record levels, consumers need to secure their fall and winter 2006 vacation ... JONATHAN CARROLL Part of the purchasing decision for buying a house is an expectation of what housing prices are goin... AMY CUTTS Share prices fell in knee-jerk reaction to a retreat on Wall Street overnight. Investors also took a... TOSHIHIKO MATSUNO It's too early, ... We're still in deflation while prices aren't zero or above. JUNICHIRO KOIZUMI It appears that most of the temporary housing ordered by FEMA has already been produced, but we expe... LEIGH ABRAMS It appears that most of the temporary housing ordered by FEMA has already been produced, but we expe... LEIGH J. ABRAMS Consumer spending is likely to ease off slightly as some saturation starts to set in, real income gr... DENNIS DYKES In 2009, I began creating 'Waterworks' with the new vernacular coming from the 'Signs of... JOHN VAN HAMERSVELD Cuts in carbon emissions would mean significantly higher electricity prices. We think the American c... FRED UPTON Certainly, analyses do indicate that house prices are abnormally high --- that there is a 'bubble' e... JANET YELLEN I was falling. Falling through time and space and stars and sky and everything in between. I fell fo... JESS ROTHENBERG The program has met with equal success in metropolitan areas including Atlanta, Orlando, Minneapolis... ANNE COLVIN WINTERS There may be a correction in Singapore housing prices. The housing price index is reaching the peak ... ZENG HAN JUN Looking forward, a projected slowing in housing construction in North America is expected to keep wo... EARL SWEET I believe what makes cooking in Las Vegas different from cooking in most other cities are the guests... MICHAEL MINA Historically and also the current outlook is for Las Vegas and Orlando to be neck and neck among Ame... CHRIS MCGINNIS Las Vegas is a beautiful place. I like it more and more and plan to be here often. It's a great ... ANATOLY KARPOV There's a lot of evidence that shows that if we push as hard as we need to for net-zero emission... ALEX STEFFEN We have a crisis in Las Vegas that is worse than anywhere else in the country. BRIAN ROGERS I am a writer as well as an actress, and was immediately impressed by the atmosphere and detail of t... ELEANOR BRON To measure prices by a currency that is called by the same names as gold, but that is really inferio... LYSANDER SPOONER It is very difficult to take call on the oil sector as it is driven by the global crude oil prices. ... JAYESH SHROFF Although the cooling U.S. housing sector is going be a major drag on consumer spending as 2006 unfol... SHERRY COOPER Right now, every American is affected by high energy prices. Working families, small businesses and ... DAN LIPINSKI The downgrade reflects our concerns about Wolverine's exposure to rapidly rising copper prices, whic... LISA WRIGHT Globalization has altered the dynamics in the White House, as well as between the White House and th... GEORGE W. BUSH I was motivated to go into public life because of the great chasm that exists between justice and in... MARTIN O'MALLEY The spending spree is over. Take that ATM off the front of your house. You're not going to be able t... JACK ABLIN Russia has done more than any other country to support the independent Ukrainian state, including fo... SERGEI LAVROV As commodity prices go up, ultimately everyone will raise prices, including Tiffany. Tiffany wants t... MARK AARON The news is better in that we're sort of holding steady. That's good news for the consumer, and in t... MICHAEL GEESER I used to dance around the house and taught myself the 'Annie' soundtrack. I got into singin... ALEXIS DZIENA With the likely nominations of Barack Obama by the Democrats and John McCain by the Republicans, one... CHUCK TODD Property developers are enjoying profit growth driven by rising rent and land prices in urban areas.... ATSUSHI OSA It just means other cities are now being meaner than Las Vegas. MICHAEL STOOPS There was a notable pick-up in the buy-to-let sector in the second half of last year, so that lendin... MICHAEL COOGAN For, just as it has been said that there is no half-way house between Rome and Reason, so it may be ... BENJAMIN TUCKER A 40-cent rise in gasoline prices does not stimulate demand, and frankly this is where I think many ... TIM EVANS I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant sta... JESSICA WILLIAMS Although demand was about what we expected during the quarter, the average selling prices for our DR... JIMMY LEE We are going to make Las Vegas Motor Speedway the greatest speedway in the world. Las Vegas is all a... BRUTON SMITH For many, the recent disclosure of massive warrantless surveillance programs of all citizens by the ... JONATHAN TURLEY When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell o... PRISCILLA PRESLEY In every country except - industrial country except the United States, the government uses its massi... NOAM CHOMSKY Prices are back on track. The stock market fell back Monday in a technical adjustment after some sto... CARLOS LUPINI We try to score the herd as to whether they're average in specific areas, above average or an excell... DARYL STROHBEHN The Canadian dollar is seen as a commodity currency and metal prices have been going up across the b... TOM VOSA The standard of 'affordable' housing is that which costs roughly 30 percent or less of a fam... MATTHEW DESMOND Another adverse factor was the way the Russians received continual reinforcements from their back ar... GERD VON RUNDSTEDT The 1980s was a time of the great recession of interactive entertainment. When Atari fell in 1982, u... BING GORDON It's going to cost the average household $600 more a year just to put gas in their car. Ticket price... DAVID SWENSON In the heart of the desert and founded by the first Spanish Conquistadores, Las Vegas has become the... BRUNELLO CUCINELLI What I fell in love with as a child was 'My Fair Lady,' 'Funny Face,' 'American ... DIANNA AGRON Even though I resigned as Papandreou's adviser early in 2006 and turned into his government'... YANIS VAROUFAKIS It is hard to be enthusiastic about the economy's prospects when house prices are falling: House... MARK ZANDI We needed to do something well for ourselves in our own house and I'm the first one to admit when we... WILLIAM HENDERSON Inflation is the wild card for 2006, with rising oil prices, an increase in commodity prices, slow p... JOSEPH SENECA I fell in love with funk music through my father - Funkadelic - as well as soul and classical early ... MIGUEL TV panel prices should decline only slightly in first half of 2006 thanks to special demand from the... JEFF KIM And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew,
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