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GABRIELLE ZEVIN I don't believe in curses. I believe in God.
RICHARD SHERMAN I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES Like 84% of Canadians, I believe in God.
STOCKWELL DAY I'm not so sure I believe in dopplegangers. I just prefer to be Dane DeHaan.
DANE DEHAAN My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW I believe in the freedom of God's sons and daughters.
PAT BUCKLEY I don't believe in God. I do believe in Judaism. I believe in ethics, morals.
EDGAR BRONFMAN, SR. I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye.
BAS RUTTEN Were you there?”
She shook her head. “No. I was here in Nain having a
child.”
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FRANCINE RIVERS I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT I can be pretty persuasive if I believe in something strongly enough.
RASHIDA JONES I believe in music.
ZUBIN MEHTA I believe in my music.
RALPH STANLEY I believe in karma.
CHAD KROEGER I believe in forgiveness.
PAM BONDI I believe in my writing.
BARRY MANILOW I believe in rituals.
CHARLES SIMONYI But in this case, he had my cell phone and my phone was ringing and I had just come back from Austra...
RADHA MITCHELL I believe in one power, and that is the hand of God. I respect all religions.
LATA MANGESHKAR It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH I am amazed; until the day I die I shall wonder how Whittaker Chambers got into my house to use my t...
ALGER HISS ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ...
TOMMY RAMONE I believe in aging gracefully.
TATJANA PATITZ I believe in numbers and signs.
VIKRAM CHATWAL I believe in creative visualization.
VICTORIA BECKHAM I believe in people, especially suffering people.
PAT BUCKLEY I believe in following opportunities.
LAURA MOSER I believe in reincarnation of the soul.
NATALIA VODIANOVA I believe in collaboration and cooperation.
GARY HERBERT I believe in luck. My luck's real streaky.
D. B. SWEENEY I'm a decentralizer. I believe in trusting professionals.
MICHAEL GOVE I believe in the power of weakness.
PAT BUCKLEY I believe in decentralized democracy.
SHARAD PAWAR I believe in the immortality of all creatures.
EGON SCHIELE I'm a karmic girl; I believe in karma.
ALYSIA REINER I believe in a passion for inclusion.
LADY GAGA I believe in finding a soulmate.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON I believe in status symbols.
BROOKS STEVENS I don't believe in art. I believe in artists.
MARCEL DUCHAMP If you can see it, you can be it. And I believe in that.
ELIZABETH MARVEL I don't myself believe in a two-state solution. I believe in a one-state solution.
EDWARD SAID I believe in walking in the Spirit.
DAVID WILKERSON I believe in marriage and fidelity.
GLORIA VANDERBILT I believe in focusing on details.
CHARLIE TROTTER I believe in illusion - I don't believe in magic.
ESTELLE My whole childhood was church. But as an adult, I've grown to understand my relationship with Go...
BJ THE CHICAGO KID There's absolutely nothing that the God I believe in cannot do.
OBIAGELI EZEKWESILI I've always said I don't believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino.
JAVIER BARDEM I do believe in God. I don't believe in God as a person, but I believe in God as a state of ener...
DAVID DOBKIN I am not a saint by any stretch of the imagination but I do believe in God and I do believe I got my...
DANTE HALL And I thank God I believe in God, or I would probably be enormously angry right now.
CLARENCE THOMAS I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n...
, IN THE NEW REPUBLIC Then he placed on my tongue the wafer, the body and blood of Jesus. At last, at last. It’s on my t...
FRANK MCCOURT William Fleming, I've said all along that I have no idea how they got beat last week. Because when I...
JACK TURNER Growing up, my two favorite books were Woody Allen's 'Side Effects' and Phyllis Diller...
JILL DAVIS I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.
JOHN MAYER I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's tak...
MARC MARON My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES 'Catcher in the Rye' changed my life when I was a kid. I read it as I was a boy turning into...
PAUL WESLEY I believe in books. I believe more in 'cross-media' - how characters are adapting across med...
BING GORDON I wanted to work with Mike Leigh. I had my list of British people I wanted to work with, and I wante...
CARMEN EJOGO I still believe in love. I believe in marriage.
USHER I believe in Wendel Clark. We want Wendel to be a prime-time player.
PAT BURNS I believe in the stability of my country. I believe in unity.
NAJIB MIKATI I believe in prayer and in strong belief.
TINA TURNER I believe in astrology as much as I do in genetics.
QUINCY JONES Well I believe in the desirability of an optimal society.
TOM STOPPARD I believe in social dislocation and creative trouble.
BAYARD RUSTIN I believe in professionalism, less in politicians.
MOSHE KAHLON I believe in living with the camera, and not using the camera.
DOROTHEA LANGE It's my company and I believe in the company that's why I started it.
ERIQ LA SALLE I'm a big fan of 'Woody Allen' movies, so I like all the actresses in his movies like ...
EMILY PERKINS Well, I believe in God. I taught Sunday school.
KAY HAGAN Good copy can't be written with tongue in cheek, written just for a living. You've got to be...
DAVID OGILVY Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY I got my first guitar when I was 11. It was an electric, and I can remember just wanting to be Avril...
GABRIELLE APLIN It is an emotional roller coaster, ... It's my faith that gives me hope, but when I see how people a...
LARRY SNYDER I imagine the vandalism starting taking place in October, when the weather was mild. We discovered j...
CAROLYN BATTAGLIA In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they...
ETHAN HAWKE I believe in doing what I am best at.
N. T. RAMA RAO, JR. I believe in that gladiatorial mind-set. I love it.
ADAM PEATY I believe in American exceptionalism, just as I suspect that the Brits believe in British exceptiona...
BARACK OBAMA I can flip my tongue over. Only one in 10,000 people can. I learned that at Ripley's Believe It ...
GABOUREY SIDIBE I don't believe in the electric cars, but I strongly believe in hybrids.
LUCA CORDERO DI MONTEZEMOLO Why should I believe in the anythings of your world. When you downright refuse to believe in my ever...
SUSIE L HILL Just because I believe in the identity and integrity of my country doesn't make a xenophobe or a...
EMIR KUSTURICA There is only one true aristocracy . . . and that is the aristocracy of passionate souls!
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
JEAN COCTEAU I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favor...
ZOE LISTER-JONES Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL Feast of All Souls If you ask me how I believe in God, how God creates Himself in me, and reveals...
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WOODY ALLEN I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
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WOODY ALLEN My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
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