How can I know what I think till I see what I say?

People say I have a distorted lens. I think I see things as they really are.

I have only got down on to paper, really, three types of people: the person I think I am, the people who irritate me, and the people I'd like to be.

I don't call myself a very good Christian, but I think I know one when I see one, and I also think I know when I don't.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.