How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye

All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.

I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.

There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why they would want to skin a cat even one way.

Life is warped. I'm just in sync.