How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the line up.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

People ask me, 'Casey, how can you speak so much when you don't talk English too good?' Well, I've been invited to Europe, and I say, 'They don't speak English over there too good, either.'