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Pretty girls kissed me on victory day, their lips soft red petals brushing my face.

The fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out.

That was a great relay, and I think it was because Chris got them excited. We had another good day. We're fighting and clawing to stay in the top 10. We'll see what happens.