How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain - then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?