Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.

My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.