Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

It didn't work," said the King. "The cloak of invisibility didn't work."
"Yes, it did," said the Royal Wizard.
"No, it didn't," said the King. "I kept bumping into things, the same as ever."
"The cloak is supposed to make you invisible," said the Royal Wizard. "It is not supposed to keep you from bumping into things."
"All I know is, I kept bumping into things," said the King.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.

If it continues, he's toast.