Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Unfortunately, many sex assaults occur because there's a breakdown in communication where people start consuming alcohol. You get two people together in a situation like that and an extremely dangerous outcome can occur.

I didn't really spend much time with anyone my own age during high school because I believed my true calling would be representing New Jersey in the U.S. Senate, and if that didn't work out, I could always fall back on becoming an Olympic pole vaulter.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality

When my mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, she didn’t ‘pass away.’ She died. Something about that verb, ‘to pass away’ always sounds to me as if someone just drifted through the wallpaper. No, my mother did not pass away. She definitely died.

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.