Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can feel better. Thich Nhat Hanh is a special man who has helped millions with their suffering with incredible technique. But he doesn't know real suffering, because he has not dated as much as I have.
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GARRY KASPAROV I think the sidewalk program, I think we need to bring that back. I think that was a good idea. If w... GARRY THOMAS Chess is mental torture. GARRY KASPAROV It is pointless to discuss today who will run and how. GARRY KASPAROV It was nothing to do about science, ... It was one zeal to beat Garry Kasparov. And when a big corpo... GARRY KASPAROV We have a new, real world champion here today, GARRY KASPAROV The guy's the real deal. He obviously had the stage presence and the sex appeal and all that sort of... GARRY BEERS Every listing in the system is geo-coded by ZIP code at the very least. We add integrated maps from ... GARRY WISEMAN Our location will take full advantage of the I-15, St. Rose Parkway, and Las Vegas Boulevard corrido... GARRY GOETT When I edit, I'm not from the school of Hello, I'm a genius, so everybody shut up. I'm from the scho... GARRY MARSHALL In both cases, he did it with very strong bipartisan backing. But they wrongly and foolishly extrapo... 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GARRY CRYSTAL The only successor to President Putin is President Putin himself and we could of course dream about ... GARRY KASPAROV Project Grand Slam. GARRY MARSHALL When you're young, with less on the line, it's easier to be audacious, to experiment. So I i... GARRY TRUDEAU Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will be in real danger of being prosecuted for... GARRY KASPAROV Rare is the person who has it all, and enjoys it all. It is only when the 'All' is in peril do we en... GARRY FITCHETT It's so needed to bring God into politics. BRIAN GARRY They don't feel any obligation to the world, but that's not what the Bible and Jesus say. BRIAN GARRY Delaying and withholding tactics, red herrings, partial and doubtful outcomes are stock in trade for... GARRY DISHER We've had a teen card system here for 10 or 15 years. In the last week we've issued eight of them. W... GARRY SMITH The advantage of a permanent emergency for the executive is that even trivial things can routinely b... GARRY WILLS There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page tha... GARRY TRUDEAU One of the strengths, and weaknesses, of liberal democratic societies is giving the benefit of the d... GARRY KASPAROV We probably shouldn't mention the time we brought it in the house and put it in the great room when ... DAN GARRY The human mind isn’t a computer; it cannot progress in an orderly fashion down a list of candidate... GARRY KASPAROV