Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Joss Whedon
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NATHAN FILLION Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
ALLEN KLEIN I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.
CARLOS PONCE Joss Whedon is the best man on the planet.
COBIE SMULDERS Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down...
DORIS ROBERTS Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to ad...
BAUVARD Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
LANGSTON HUGHES Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.
MEG CABOT Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings yo...
ROALD DAHL Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
ORSON WELLES Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat thi...
ELIZABETH GILBERT I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in ...
MARGE SIMPSON That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
SHORT QUOTES That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. WHITNEY BROWN Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
LANGSTON HUGHES A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPE Genius is a person, who keeps his wife Sanity and his paramour Insanity, in a good humor without bei...
DR HITESH C SHETH Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so importa...
GARY SHTEYNGART I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. Y...
ELAINE STRITCH Any healthy man can go without food for two days -- but not without poetry.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Any healthy man can go without food for two days, but not without poetry
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or he...
JONATHAN WINTERS Ordinary folk prefer familiar tastes - they'd sooner eat the same things all the time - but a gourme...
WALTER MOERS Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdo...
MARK TWAIN They pay $75 a week and buy their own food. I think they can focus on themselves and getting better ...
JACKIE GENTRY I have six brothers, so I definitely was aware of Marvel more than I was of princesses, but once you...
CHLOE BENNET She searched for something to say, something that would make the world a little less dark and scary ...
STEPHENIE MEYER All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
SCOTT ADAMS I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Melted cheese is a culinary veil...a foxhole where mediocrity can hide.
ALISSA NUTTING The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary require...
JASPER FFORDE I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted
most of them, but never the potato...
NORA EPHRON Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!
MADELINE OLES Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before...
CELIA RIVENBARK Joss Whedon and all the writers of 'Iron Man' and 'Thor' found a way to keep Coulson...
CLARK GREGG I'm not a leader now. I'm a whole damn army.
JOSS WHEDON How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?
I read his mind....
JOSS WHEDON May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
MALCOLM REYNOLDS I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.
PATRICIA CLARKSON Food is a necessary component to life. People can live without Renoir, Mozart, Gaudi, Beckett, but t...
GRANT ACHATZ If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio p...
ERIC SAN Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
MARY HIRSCH Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
MARY HIRSCH Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood
MARY HIRSCH The first thing I look for is the humor, because you can tell what the character's fears and insecur...
LUSIA STRUS Without faith, love and a good sense of humor, you don't get through much in this life,
ANN JILLIAN Men Can Live Without Food But Not Without Hopes
IAN LIAU OON TOH - SINGAPORE Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting ...
DEYTH BANGER We can choose food that doesn't lead to illnesses like diabetes and cancer. We can choose food t...
FRANCES BEINECKE I mean, picture this: You're in the middle of reading a very important article in The New Yorker, an...
BOB MANKOFF Many of the elderly will pay their utility bills and go without medication without food.
GLENN COOPER You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eatin...
SCOTT ADAMS Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital s...
LORA BRODY I know, the only intolerance I have is vegetables, mainly asparagus.
SETTENA ROGALSKI Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
TERRY PRATCHETT Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to m...
RUTH REICHL My food groups are as follows: You've got your hards, your softs, and your chocolates. For example: ...
ALAN ROBERT NEAL For a moment, or a second, the pinched expressions of the cynical, world-weary, throat-cutting, mise...
ANTHONY BOURDAIN Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' bra...
PAULA H. DEEN "Without a good sense of humor, life gets in the way.”
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against di...
LAUREL LEE Schools can make money without selling junk food.
MARGO WOOTAN Everything is so fragile. There's so much conflict, so much pain...you keep waiting for the dust to ...
JOSS WHEDON I'm sorry. But it's like you said, Emma...I don't have any claws.
JOSS WHEDON 'The Avengers' happened because I'm friends with Joss Whedon, and he sort of brought me ...
COBIE SMULDERS I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be weird with my...
EDY GANEM Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life afte...
ALLEN KLEIN You can't have a healthy civilization without healthy soil. You can't have junk food and hav...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic i...
VICTOR BORGE Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic i...
VICTOR BORGE She is very calm but I think we're getting to where we can get her laughing and joking more than she...
MAGGIE DIXON Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
UNKNOWN A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose...
DAV PILKEY Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness,...
PAULO COELHO If I die without food or without eternal salvation, I want to die without food.
DAVID GREEN Food is sort of like the Jewish sense of humor, a defense mechanism. It is one of the things that he...
GIL MARKS It buys us a little time and I hope to find something more realistic, ... At least we have a permit....
SHARON BLACK We listened more closely to our male and female drinkers. We're continually raising the bar on humor...
MARLENE COULIS Now you can have a small taste of beer or wine and a bit of food to go with it without the emotional...
CLARK WOLF I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goo...
GENEREUX PHILIP We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
TERRY PRATCHETT Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more log...
VICTOR BORGE Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You ...
TED RALL I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian...
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
WILLIAM E. ROTHSCHILD Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
WILLIAM ROTSLER I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to...
MORT SAHL You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face
SHERRY ARGOV When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is reall...
BILL MAULDIN a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of 60 or more insect fragments p...
FDA FOOD REGULATIONS The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, or scenarist, You get to have multiple personali...
FUNNY, HUMOR, SCREENWRI With humor, you can be a lot more biting - and in a socially acceptable way - than you can with stra...
CAROL DARR Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
JESSE VENTURA You can only expect "fast-food" and not "food" if you getting married in 21st century!
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI Provision as much pure and organic food as you can, and let the rest go by.
LAURIE COLWIN If you don't infuse humor into a subject matter, no matter how dark, the audience can't acce...
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JOSS WHEDON Sarah Michelle Gellar's made some really good choices. She's had some bad breaks. She goes w...
JOSS WHEDON I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilar...
JOSS WHEDON I was never a games night guy, but at some point, social interaction starts to freak me out. So when...
JOSS WHEDON I'm never interested in movies where you don't care about the people you're watching, an...
JOSS WHEDON The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or ...
JOSS WHEDON In my generation, there was a single girl given the strength and skill to fight the spread of darkne...
JOSS WHEDON I did my English A level in England, and we studied Shakespeare. I had great, great high school teac...
JOSS WHEDON My absolute favorite part of Comic-Con is seeing, like, a 'Mass Effect' guy hanging out with...
JOSS WHEDON Everything is so fragile. There's so much conflict, so much pain...you keep waiting for the dust to ...
JOSS WHEDON All I ask is this: Do something. Try something. Speaking out, showing up, writing a letter, a check,...
JOSS WHEDON Time for some thrillin' heroics.
JOSS WHEDON Captain, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
JOSS WHEDON My people - before I was changed - they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a Claddagh ring. ...
JOSS WHEDON Personally, the NSA collecting data on me freaks me out. It totally freaks me out. And yet I'm f...
JOSS WHEDON I'm sorry. But it's like you said, Emma...I don't have any claws.
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