Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas.

You are not a gentle flower who spends its whole life in a greenhouse. You are a wildfire, Lark. A wildfire.