People in the industry foresee a time in which, for many people, the only thing they'll need on ...
MITCH KAPOR I give Bill Gates an A for vision because, as a business person and a strategist, he's brilliant...
MITCH KAPOR The widespread adoption of broadband and the continued advances in personal computing technology are...
MITCH KAPOR There's an admirable belief about the virtues of meritocracy - that the best ideas prove the bes...
MITCH KAPOR The critical thing in developing software is not the program, it's the design. It is translating...
MITCH KAPOR There's a great deal of suspicion and misunderstanding about IT among practicing doctors. One he...
MITCH KAPOR Reversing the escalation of health care costs is going to need more than legislation, yet it can be ...
MITCH KAPOR Often, the disconnect between the marketing hype around a new product and what the product actually ...
MITCH KAPOR Successful entrepreneurs develop products that inspire their passion. They have to. It's that pa...
MITCH KAPOR Physicians today, as human beings, are not exempt from the perverse economic pressures created by fe...
MITCH KAPOR For people who know both New York and the Bay Area, it is a complement to say that Oakland is San Fr...
MITCH KAPOR Before I started a company, I was an employee with a bad attitude. I was always felt like, bosses ar...
MITCH KAPOR Life in cyberspace is often conducted in primitive frontier conditions, but it is a life which, at i...
MITCH KAPOR The culmination of all of that was the decision to start a company, which became Lotus, to do a prod...
MITCH KAPOR Today, in the Internet gold rush, so many people go into dot-com jobs right from school or even befo...
MITCH KAPOR Old ways of thinking die hard, particularly when they were weaned by legally enforced monopolies.
MITCH KAPOR Technology advances at exponential rates, and human institutions and societies do not. They adapt at...
MITCH KAPOR I'm like George Lucas, bringing together a creative team that will come up with a unique, well-c...
MITCH KAPOR Hackers are seen as shadowy figures with superhuman powers that threaten civilization.
MITCH KAPOR The more you eliminate the inefficient use of information, the better it is for productivity.
MITCH KAPOR I'm an inveterate note taker - I scribble all these things down on pieces of paper. I wanted to ...
MITCH KAPOR Life in cyberspace seems to be shaping up exactly like Thomas Jefferson would have wanted: founded o...
MITCH KAPOR If information wants to be free, then that's true everywhere, not just in information technology...
MITCH KAPOR It's illegitimate to talk about a post-scarcity Utopia without talking about questions of distri...
MITCH KAPOR On a personal note, I was born in Brooklyn. My folks moved out to Long Island when I was quite young...
MITCH KAPOR Managerial and professional people hadn't really used computers, hadn't sat down at keyboard...
MITCH KAPOR Jazz was a bomb. That was also the low point of Mac sales. People had just written it off.
MITCH KAPOR I routinely failed to understand that 'simple and straightforward' would have been a much be...
MITCH KAPOR Lotus's efforts around the Mac were pathetically unsuccessful, which is sad.
MITCH KAPOR I woke up nights, worrying that Lotus was out of control - that no one would know what to do.
MITCH KAPOR A typical medical practice is like an old-fashioned business which keeps all of its records on paper...
MITCH KAPOR We have a responsibility to give people opportunities to do what they can do. It's a fundamental...
MITCH KAPOR I've been around long enough to know that empires come and empires go, and I can't tell how ...
MITCH KAPOR The kind of products you envision as an entrepreneur is a function of your life experience.
MITCH KAPOR No, my family is Russian, Georgian, via Ellis Island.
MITCH KAPOR I tell people that the history of Mozilla and Firefox is so one of a kind that it should not be used...
MITCH KAPOR Open source can propagate to fill all the nooks and crannies that people want it to fill.
MITCH KAPOR The main languages out of which web applications are built - whether it's Perl or Python or PHP ...
MITCH KAPOR There are excellent public interest grounds to have a search engine whose rankings are transparent.
MITCH KAPOR Every year we are greeted by a host of new apps that will 'change the way we think' about or...
MITCH KAPOR 'Silicon Valley' has come to mean the Bay Area, not just down the Peninsula.
MITCH KAPOR Wikipedia has a way of compiling compendiums of information on subjects.
MITCH KAPOR The computer environment is radically different today. In the 1980s, it was like the Wild West, with...
MITCH KAPOR That's why it has to be a nonprofit, because a nonprofit is required to take monies it receives ...
MITCH KAPOR StumbleUpon has humanized the Web and mastered a way for people to discover online content by incorp...
MITCH KAPOR Both VisiCalc and MultiPlan were available when the IBM PC shipped in October 1981. 1-2-3 didn't...
MITCH KAPOR Computers ought to help people find their own best path through lots of textual information.
MITCH KAPOR What is design? It's where you stand with a foot in two worlds - the world of technology and the...
MITCHELL KAPOR Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network.
MITCHELL KAPOR Architecture is politics.
MITCHELL KAPOR - Albert Kami, naime, tvrdi da je za dokolicu potrebno mnogo više snage nego za rad! - pokušah da ...
MOMO KAPOR Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
MITCHELL KAPOR This is the snobbery of the people on the Mayflower looking down their noses at the people who came ...
MITCHELL KAPOR TV will be transformed. People will look at it as historically quaint that you had to watch somethin...
MITCHELL KAPOR Ja uopšte mislim da najčudniji ljudi izgledaju vrlo konvencionalno, vrlo
standardno. Jer čov...
MOMO KAPOR Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network.
MITCHELL KAPOR What is design? It's where you stand with a foot in two worlds - the world of technology and the wor...
MITCHELL KAPOR Beograd je najbolje mesto da se sačeka autobus za Zemun.
MOMO KAPOR the best plan is changeable
MITCH I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
MITCH HEDBERG Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
MITCH HEDBERG I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
MITCH HEDBERG I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
MITCH HEDBERG I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was proli...
MITCH HEDBERG If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
MITCH HEDBERG I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
MITCH HEDBERG I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
MITCH HEDBERG People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has...
MITCH HEDBERG This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
MITCH HEDBERG When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
MITCH HEDBERG All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
MITCH HEDBERG I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that b...
MITCH HEDBERG The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a w...
MITCH HEDBERG Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Rob...
MITCH HEDBERG Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
MITCH HEDBERG A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
MITCH HEDBERG My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, s...
MITCH HEDBERG When business leaders ask me what they can do for Indiana, I always reply: 'Make money. Go make ...
MITCH DANIELS I think we need to respect the wishes of voters. They have been busily at work making these decision...
MITCH MCCONNELL We did the two-year extension of Bush tax cuts in 2010. We negotiated the Budget Control Act in Augu...
MITCH MCCONNELL I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're g...
MITCH HEDBERG I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
MITCH HEDBERG The border is way more porous than it should be, and I think we'd be open to discussing anything...
MITCH MCCONNELL My funeral," the Blue Man said. "Look at the mourners. Some did not even know me well, yet they came...
MITCH ALBOM We're living under the Obama economy. Any CEO in America with a record like this after three yea...
MITCH MCCONNELL People come down for baseball or football or hockey and drive by the refurbished Fox and State theat...
MITCH ALBOM If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's goi...
MITCH ALBOM My jaw dropped, ... I felt shame that I had to find out over the television, then felt sorrow and a ...
MITCH ALBOM Since everyone was going to die, he could be of great value, right? ... He could be research. A huma...
MITCH ALBOM You're not a wave, you're a part of the ocean.
MITCH ALBOM A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions ...
MITCH RATCLIFFE Learn this from me. Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a we...
MITCH ALBOM You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense o...
MITCH ALBOM Now you know how badly someone wanted you, Charley. Children forget that sometimes. They think of th...
MITCH ALBOM Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe.
MITCH ALBOM You see, you closed your eyes. That was the difference. Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, y...
MITCH ALBOM But she wasn’t around, and that’s the thing when your parents die, you feel like instead of goin...
MITCH ALBOM I drive a beat-up Mercury Cougar, with the windows down and the music up. I seek my identity in toug...
MITCH ALBOM So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're busy do...
MITCH ALBOM All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prin...
MITCH ALBOM But there's a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got on your face. Som...
MITCH ALBOM Death ends a life, not a relationship.
MITCH ALBOM Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that's all. You can't see their smile or bring t...
MITCH ALBOM The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't.
MITCH MILLER A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possibl...
MITCH RATLIFFE Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that
MITCH ALBOM Time is not what you think. Dying? Not the end of everything. We think it is. But what happens on ea...
MITCH ALBOM People are only mean when they're threatened, and that's what our culture does. That's what our econ...
MITCH ALBOM Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks th...
MITCH ALBOM My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got h...
MITCH HEDBERG A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possibl...
MITCH RATCLIFFE Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, wit...
MITCH RATCLIFFE My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so......
MITCH HEDBERG Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, yo...
MITCH HEDBERG I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the...
MITCH HEDBERG when all this started, I asked myself, 'Am I going to withdraw from the world, like most people do, ...
MITCH ALBOM I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, becau...
MITCH HEDBERG I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the d...
MITCH HEDBERG I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't ...
MITCH HEDBERG I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio?...
MITCH HEDBERG I love you every day. And now I will miss you every day.
MITCH ALBOM I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.
MITCH ALBOM I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that an...
MITCH ALBOM Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna...
MITCH HEDBERG Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is aweapon that attacks the...
MITCH ALBOM I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
MITCH HEDBERG The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to yo...
MITCH ALBOM Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
MITCH HEDBERG I had an amazing experience doing 'Skins.' It was the first acting I'd ever done in my e...
MITCH HEWER Political corruption is endemic all over this country, in some places worse than others, right? On c...
MITCH LANDRIEU I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-ci...
MITCH HEDBERG I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
MITCH HEDBERG My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfwa...
MITCH HEDBERG I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. Th...
MITCH HEDBERG If our nation goes over a financial Niagara, we won't have much strength and, eventually, we won...
MITCH DANIELS It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have han...
MITCH HEDBERG Among the weeds choking out growth and good government are the hundreds of boards, commissions, and ...
MITCH DANIELS I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
MITCH HEDBERG Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
MITCH HEDBERG I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
MITCH HEDBERG My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
MITCH HEDBERG I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and...
MITCH HEDBERG An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporari...
MITCH HEDBERG I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
MITCH HEDBERG You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't...
MITCH HEDBERG We all lose somebody we care about and want to find some comforting way of dealing with it, somethin...
MITCH ALBOM We’re so wrapped up with egotistical things, career, family, having enough money, meeting the mort...
MITCH ALBOM Today, Democrats not only have the White House; they have the Senate too. So we have to be realistic...
MITCH MCCONNELL I also believe that parents, if they love you, will hold you up safely, above their swirling waters,...
MITCH ALBOM The perverse presumption that places the burden of proof on the challenger of spending must be inver...
MITCH DANIELS I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
MITCH HEDBERG You have peace," the old woman said, "when you make it with yourself.
MITCH ALBOM A human textbook. Study me in my slow and patient demise. Watch what happens to me. Learn with me. M...
MITCH ALBOM Secrets tear you apart.
MITCH ALBOM Time," the Captain said, "is not what you think." He sat down next to Eddie. "Dying? Not the end of ...
MITCH ALBOM It might seem strange to start a story with an ending. But all endings are also beginnings. We just ...
MITCH ALBOM Scenery without solace is meaningless.
MITCH ALBOM That's because no one is born with anger. And when we die, the soul is freed from it. But now, here,...
MITCH ALBOM Courage is confused with picking up arms and cowardness is confused with laying them down.
MITCH ALBOM It is because the human spirit knows, deep down, that all lives intersect. That death doesn't just t...
MITCH ALBOM That's what heaven is. You get to make sense of your yesterdays
MITCH ALBOM No story sits by itself, Sometimes stories meet at corners and sometimes they cover one another comp...
MITCH ALBOM It is not until much later, as the skin sags and the heart weakens, that children understand; their ...
MITCH ALBOM There are five people you meet in heaven. Each of us was in your life for a reason. You may not have...
MITCH ALBOM Life has to end. Love doesn't.
MITCH ALBOM Fairness," he said, 'does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young.
MITCH ALBOM Every life has one true love snapshot.
MITCH ALBOM People say they 'find' love, as if it were an object hidden by a rock. But love takes many forms, an...
MITCH ALBOM This is the greatest gift God can give you: to understand what happened in your life. To have it exp...
MITCH ALBOM Love like rain, can nourish from above, drenching couples with soaking joy. But sometimes, under the...
MITCH ALBOM Parents rarely let go of their children, so children let go of them. They move on. They move away. T...
MITCH ALBOM Heaven can be found in the most unlikely corners.
MITCH ALBOM Each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the st...
MITCH ALBOM There are no random acts...We are all connected...You can no more separate one life from another tha...
MITCH ALBOM The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.
MITCH ALBOM Sacrifice is a part of life. It's supposed to be. It's not something to regret. It's something to as...
MITCH ALBOM It just doesn't occur to an American that someone else will solve their problems. Americans take...
MITCH MCCONNELL All great enterprises have a pearl of faith at their core, and this must be ours: that Americans are...
MITCH DANIELS It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
MITCH HEDBERG I used to be a classic workaholic, and after seeing how little work and career really mean when you ...
MITCH ALBOM As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beaut...
MITCH GLAZER I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good...
MITCH HEDBERG Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a...
MITCH HEDBERG If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because ...
MITCH ALBOM I've witnessed first hand the impact the Benchmark team has had on new ventures, and I believe t...
MITCH LASKY My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's ha...
MITCH HEDBERG If freedom's best friends cannot unify around a realistic, actionable program of fundamental cha...
MITCH DANIELS I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other...
MITCH HEDBERG Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, beca...
MITCH HEDBERG I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store...
MITCH HEDBERG Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile whe...
MITCH HEDBERG In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word "divorce" came up. I always figured it cam...
MITCH ALBOM Death doesn't just take someone, it misses someone else, and in the small distance between being tak...
MITCH ALBOM Holding anger is a poison...It eats you from inside...We think that by hating someone we hurt them.....
MITCH ALBOM It's such a shame to waste time. We always think we have so much of it.
MITCH ALBOM When you look into your mother’s eyes, you know that is the purest love you can find on this earth...
MITCH ALBOM When someone is in your heart, they're never truly gone. They can come back to you, even at unlikely...
MITCH ALBOM All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time.
MITCH ALBOM The failure of national economic policy is costing us more than jobs; it has begun to weaken that un...
MITCH DANIELS Things happen in American politics in the political center. If the President will meet us in the cen...
MITCH MCCONNELL