I actually was the captain of the football team. I went to Catalina Foothills High School, and I played football all four years. I started on Varsity my sophomore year, and senior year I was captain.
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Related I've been playing American football since I was six years old. I was a captain of my high school... GABRIEL LUNA I did everything in high school - I played tennis, I played basketball, I was in chorus, I was in th... ELIJAH KELLEY Throughout my entire life, I've always been a captain. I was the captain of my high school team.... DANIEL CORMIER I started going to acting school in my senior year in high school, and I remained in acting school t... DANE DEHAAN I was sporty in high school. I played tennis and hockey, and was basketball captain. Then I went to ... REBEL WILSON Sophomore year, I got hit in the stomach playing football, and I was out of school for four months. ... CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. MO ROCCA The reason I went to an all-boys Catholic school was because they had the best football team. We won... THEO ROSSI Sports were a big part of my life. I was the captain of the basketball team in high school, and capt... JOHN W. ROGERS, JR. I was a halfback on an American football team in Athens, Greece - the Kississia Colts - where I went... GREG KINNEAR I actually wanted to be a police officer like my dad for the longest time, up until my sophomore yea... CHAD LINDBERG I ran the high school newspaper and was in student government. I played sports my whole life but was... BING GORDON This year was more relaxed and more fun. Being a senior and captain was really fun. Placing as a tea... KATIE SUHR I went into last year without any anticipation of how I was going to do. I wanted to see how the who... CODY IRWIN A lot of schools recruited me late because I played junior varsity my junior year. I went to a camp ... HERBERT HILL My goal is to play all four years and maybe make a college football team. But right now, I just hope... NIGEL HALL As a sophomore, I wanted to play varsity in three sports. And I accomplished that. It was a great fe... JUNIOR SEAU I used to be on dance team in high school; it was called drill team in Texas. And when I started doi... STEPHANIE BEATRIZ I played football and ran track in junior high, but by high school I was getting serious about my st... GEORGE SMOOT My dad was the football coach for the high school a few years ago and I wanted to play football with... ALICIA KEYS Eleven years old is not an early age to set your sight on the Olympics for a gymnast, because we nor... DOMINIQUE DAWES I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 19... BARRY WHITE I was a quarterback in pee-wee football. I always wanted to be quarterback. They're the leaders,... JUNIOR SEAU I ran track for my school. I played football, but I didn't play for my high school; I played for... NATE ROBINSON I played team sport as a kid and loved it. I played basketball and football throughout high school i... TOM WATSON He was double my size in high school. And he was a sophomore when I was a senior. EDDY RODRIGUEZ Here I was, this good guy that played football; I was gonna go play in college but I had a bad senio... BOB LIVINGSTON I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never... ART DONOVAN It's a big possibility. My freshman and sophomore years of high school, I felt that [Connecticut] wa... LUOL DENG I was a wrestler. I played football, lacrosse. After high school, I got into jujitsu. I boxed my who... FRANK GRILLO Ever since I started swimming in high school, my most major goal was to make state. That's a humongo... BEN RUSSELL I had only played five games in my senior year in high school. I was not large enough. Hell, when I ... PEE WEE REESE I just wanted to focus on football my senior year and not worry about college as much. BUCK BURNETTE It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th... QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e... QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl... QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr... QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g... QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as... QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters... QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Of the seven Grade 12 girls on the team, they've never lost a game in Toronto in all four years of t... BILL MACKAY The books I used to love as a kid, I used to read football books - and by that I mean soccer books -... BEN LLOYD-HUGHES I really wanted to be on the high school team this year. My brother was on it and my father was the ... JOE ATWOOD When I went to high school, an all-boys' school, a Catholic school, I tried out for football, an... MIKE KRZYZEWSKI There was frustration from losing them all, but it was really a JV team playing a varsity schedule. ... TOM CLARK I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON I was a history major, but that was because it took the fewest requirements of any major. In my soph... JOHN HAMBURG Football games on Friday nights followed by field parties every weekend was how I spent my high scho... ABBI GLINES We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world. PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you... KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th... ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ... ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker. ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes. ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment. ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.' ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha... ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person. ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me... ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au... ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about. ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media. ZARA PHILLIPS I love the sport and being competitive. ZARA PHILLIPS The horses are all characters, all personalities. Some you get along with, some you don't, some ... ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken. ZARA PHILLIPS Unfortunately in sport it's either good or bad. You've got to take the highs and the lows. ZARA PHILLIPS My mother is massively into sailing, so we always had Musto clothes, and it went on from there, real... ZARA PHILLIPS The senior members of the royal family work very hard and I don't think people quite realise tha... ZARA PHILLIPS
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