I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.

If anything could have pulled me out of retirement, it would have been an Indiana Jones film.

There's something fundamentally wrong with a system where there's been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.