I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see if it exists. Because that means people out there are getting off on it. So I googled Nazi porn. Yupp. It exists. Then I googled goldfish porn. Yupp. Found it. Someone out there finds sex with goldfish arousing. Fart porn. Yes, that's a thing too, and it brings someone somewhere great pleasure. Stormtrooper porn. Yes, the force is strong with that one. And it's not even a Saturday Night Live parody. It's literally hardcore porn, featuring men dressed in Stormtrooper outfits. With surprisingly high production values.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.