I always feel kind of absurd and presumptuous presenting a speech.

I won't complain about touring, because I really do believe that a public-figure musician complaining about being a public-figure musician is just absurd. Like, 'Boo hoo hoo! I have to stand on stage and people pay attention to me!'

I think there are two types of photographers, those who want to document the world and those who want to create their own world. I am more interested in documenting the world and presenting it to people with the question attached, 'Does this make any sense to you?'

Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

That's very presumptuous on their part.

Look at all the people we had on IR. That's an absurd amount. That's got to be some kind of NFL record.