I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.

You had to be into sport and, sad to say, I'm a traitor to my country because I don't have a sporting bone in my body.

The Life and Death of Peter Sellers

Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean is the most temperamental costar I've had. It would throw tantrums like you wouldn't believe.

I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form.

People tend to think of Brisbane as a sleepy, sub-topical place. I don't know. It's like Baltimore or something. I don't know. You would hear the family dramas going on behind closed doors.