I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest. I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have.
Harry S Truman
Related I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jac... HARRY S TRUMAN You know, the greatest epitaph in the country is here in Arizona. Its in Tombstone, Ariz. , and this... HARRY S TRUMAN Will Truman will be on my epitaph, but as an actor, I have to challenge myself. ERIC MCCORMACK And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph dr... RUDYARD KIPLING I picture my epitaph: "Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown". PAUL NEWMAN A few years ago, I actually did come up with a mocking sort of epitaph for myself. It's this: ... ROBERT SILVERBERG Death looses its sting when the epitaph drafted for the tombstone of the departed even by those with... UCHE OHIA A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. [Alexander's tombstone epit... ALEXANDER THE GREAT [When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and hav... RICHARD BARTLE Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. JEANIENE FROST Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph o... BILLY SUNDAY Let there be no inscription upon my tomb; let no man write my epitaph: no man can write my epitaph. ROBERT EMMET The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It sa... GREGORY NUNN The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It sa... GREGORY NUNN This is the epitaph I want on my tomb: "Here lies one of the most intelligent animals who ever appea... BENITO MUSSOLINI The rarest quality in an epitaph is truth. HENRY DAVID THOREAU I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually,... ANDY WARHOL Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE Wit is the epitaph of an emotion FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I have somewhere met with the epitaph on a charitable man which has pleased me very much. I cannot r... JOSEPH ADDISON I have somewhere met with the epitaph on a charitable man which has pleased me very much. I cannot r... JOSEPH ADDISON Now it is not good for the Christian's health
To hustle the Aryan brown,
For the Christian ril... RUDYARD KIPLING The term 'epitaph' itself means 'something to be spoken at a burial or engraved upon a t... JAMES FENTON I have somewhere met with the epitaph on a charitable man which has pleased me very much. I cannot r... JOSEPH ADDISON One of the lines from my books is about having respect for different minds, and if I had to have an ... DANIEL TAMMET Then on your tombstone, where you only get a little bit of space to sum up your life, some wax-faced... SCOTT NICHOLSON I used to measure the skies, now I measure the shadows of Earth. Although my mind was sky-bound... JOHANNES KEPLER An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. IRVIN S. COBB "Let there be no inscription upon my tomb. Let no man write my
epitaph. No man can write my epita... ROBERT EMMET He had more stamina than I will ever have. He came in with Roosevelt in 1932 and served two years un... HAROLD ICKES One shouldn't write one's own epitaph. I hope people will remember me as one who did her bes... MARGRETHE II OF DENMARK I wrote my epitaph: He started out a particle and ended up a wave. ALAN ARKIN Every phrase and every sentence is an end and a beginning, every poem an epitaph. T.S. ELIOT Mr. Gore, I knew Harry Truman, ... I ran against Harry Truman. And Mr. Gore, you are no Harry Truman... STROM THURMOND Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. GEORGE S. KAUFMAN I hated myself at the end of my professional career for making rich people richer, which is a terrib... JAMES CRAMER It says here, 'Williams, Wallace Reunite,' ... . . . It points out that I talked one-on-one with Geo... MIKE WALLACE Let no man write my epitaph... When my country takes her place among the nations of the earth, then ... ROBERT EMMET Thou can'st not die. Here thou art more than safe
Where every book is thy epitaph. HENRY VAUGHAN ("THE SILURIST") When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life. GLORIA SWANSON For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished freedom is that it was lost beca... GEORGE SUTHERLAND For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished liberty is that it was lost beca... GEORGE SUTHERLAND If a man needs an elaborate tombstone in order to remain in the memory of his country, it is clear t... OSCAR WILDE I always go back to Harry Truman: Should we drop an atomic bomb to save 100,000 lives? That's a ... LEE IACOCCA Don’t worry, says Ike, I didn’t do yer pretty face no harm. I should of though. After what you d... MOIRA YOUNG Kind reader! take your choice to cry or laugh;
Here Harod lies--but where's his Epitaph?
If s... LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) The biggest thing which nobody sees is how far he has come as a young man. I remember talking to him... DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI Gadget Guy's Gamer Epitaph. I Paid, I Played, Game Over! GREG GAZIN The Green Lantern is a unique superhero because it's not that he's super that is his focus; ... BLAKE LIVELY Live your epitaph ZOE WEIL Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you do... A. WHITNEY BROWN That's the one for my tombstone... Here lies David Byrne. Why the big suit? DAVID BYRNE Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey. EPITAPH For there is no day however beautiful that is not followed by
night.
[Fr., Car il n'est si beau j... EPITAPH For the Lord Jesus Christ's sake,
Do all the good you can,
To all the people you can,
In... EPITAPH Farewell, vain world, I've had enough of thee,
And Valies't not what thou Can'st say of me;
Th... EPITAPH Ecce quod expendi habui, quod donavi habeo, quod negavi punior,
quod servavi perdidi. EPITAPH Beneath these green trees rising to the skies,
The planter of them, Isaac Greentree, lies;
The... EPITAPH Baths, wine and Venus bring decay to our bodies; but baths, wine
and Venus make up life.
[Lat., B... EPITAPH A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole word was not
sufficient.
[Lat., Sufficit huic tumulus,... EPITAPH He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him. EPITAPH I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on th... ANDY WARHOL I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything should just keep going on t... ANDY WARHOL If flying-saucer creatures or angels or whatever were to come here in a hundred years, say, and find... KURT VONNEGUT Once upon a time there lived in Berlin, Germany, a man called Albinus. He was rich, respectable, hap... VLADIMIR NABOKOV I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Here in Manto's own words that he wanted to mark his grave with: "In the name of God, the... SAADAT HASAN MANTO [Then amid the crowd's boos they want Howie, not the] Oh Happy Day ... I think my epitaph is goin... HOWIE MANDEL And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written o... ROBERT FROST Jack lifts his mug. Me an Ike do the same. To Molly Pratt, says Jack. Ike scowls at him. W... MOIRA YOUNG [Epitaph]Here's something I want to get off my chest. WILLIAM HAINES "Epitaph on a Tyrant" is about Stalin, but is perfect for Saddam Hussein. ROBERT FISK I had Harry here for a long time and that will make it interesting tomorrow. He is intelligent and e... DICK CAMPBELL I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear,... VINCE LOMBARDI When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec... GEORGE P. ELLIOTT I actually think he?s got a pretty good shot. I looked at all the past winners and the judges and I ... CHARLIE CICERO And be the Spartan's epitaph on me--
"Sparta hath many a worthier son than he." LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) Wrong? So you are saying, I'm wrong okay then... It's not possible every time to be right, one ... DEYTH BANGER It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? No... JOAN RIVERS I remember that Jack Lemmon, who is one of my favorite actors of all time, says that the day he stop... KIM BASINGER I don't know what Peter's epitaph would be, I never asked him what he would like it to be. But certa... CHARLES GLASS ...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!... JEANIENE FROST Those who say that life is worth living at any cost have already written an epitaph of infamy, for t... SIDNEY HOOK Those who say that life is worth living at any cost have already written an epitaph of infamy, for t... SIDNEY HOOK I have Tourettes and Aspergers, but Tourrets and Aspergers don't have me. You know, I'm doin... JAMES DURBIN It?s pretty poignant because it says how he can hear the screams of Captain Jack?s wife and family, ... JAN WRIGHT But Truman saved the day. He said, 'It's OK, son, so do I,' ... My claim to fame - I went to the bat... EVAN BAYH It is the greatest mistake to think that man is always one and the same. A man is never the same for... GEORGE GURDJIEFF It is the greatest mistake to think that man is always one and the same. A man is never the same for... GURDJIEFF When I look at these prices, it's just mind-boggling that our government has done nothing to help pe... JAMES WARE Harry S Truman despised settled conventions. DAVID PIETRUSZA It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get a good story out of it. It'... ALAN ALDA Si monumentum requiris circumspice (If you seek his monument, look around.) [<... CHRISTOPHER WREN I'm a huge fan of 'Kung Fu Panda.' I honestly think that Jack Black's voice work in ... JOHN REQUA I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then adv... HARRY S TRUMAN I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell. -Harry Truman. HARRY TRUMAN He says to me, Ranulph, he says... that the past will never come again, but that we must remember th... HOPE MIRRLEES I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going o... ANDY WARHOL
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HARRY S TRUMAN I have read your lousy review of Margaret's concert. I've come to the conclusion that you are an eig... HARRY S TRUMAN A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it. HARRY S TRUMAN The 'C' students run the world. HARRY S TRUMAN When a leader is in the Democratic party he's a boss; when he's in the Republican party he's a leade... HARRY S TRUMAN My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating -... HARRY S TRUMAN People are very much wrought up about the Communist bugaboo HARRY S TRUMAN I have never met you but if I do, you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes, and a s... HARRY S TRUMAN Whenever I make a bum decision, I go out and make another one HARRY S TRUMAN Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same tim... HARRY S TRUMAN Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. HARRY S TRUMAN That precedent should continue-not by a Constitutional amendment but by custom based on the honor of... HARRY S TRUMAN Start slow and taper off. HARRY S TRUMAN America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination, and unbeatable determin... HARRY S TRUMAN I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representati... HARRY S TRUMAN If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog HARRY S TRUMAN Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. HARRY S TRUMAN All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it HARRY S TRUMAN Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever a... HARRY S TRUMAN If I want to be great I have to win the victory over myself... self-discipline. HARRY S TRUMAN I learned that a great leader is a man who has the ability to get other people to do what they don't... HARRY S TRUMAN I don't want it torn down. I think it's the greatest monstrosity in America. HARRY S TRUMAN If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up a piano player in a ... HARRY S TRUMAN