Louis C.K.
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ANDY FORDHAM We talked about it and for our team right now, we had a lack of intelligence. We have a zone offense... CHAD CRUTHIS Our life is half natural and half technological. Half-and-half is good. You cannot deny that high-te... NAM JUNE PAIK He's going to have to figure out what keeps him from getting 21 in the second half, too. In no way d... SEAN MILLER I want to get it out to the kids that if you have problems, people need to know about it. I don't wa... KIP MARSHALL GEORGE MACDONALD MARK LAWRENCE BIPASHA BASU QUINCY JONES I'm not a natural researcher, and I don't get bogged down in it, but I think if you get it r... SARAH PINBOROUGH I thought our kids had an excellent first half. But we weren't very productive in the second half. JEFF FELA There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that w... A. J. JACOBS NAPOLEON HILL JANE AUSTEN JANE AUSTEN MAGIC JOHNSON We blew the game in the first half. We came out soft and sluggish. We fought back in the second half... DEREK COLEMAN We got the loose balls in the second half that we didn't get in the first half. Those are the things... AUSTIN CROSHERE JAMES PATTERSON (The Tigers) had the best of the second half. I thought we controlled the game in the first half. If... DAVE MCCARTHY There is nowhere in the scripture that God commanded "Thou shall be married." You don't have to be m... PATIENCE JOHNSON Although it's encouraging that they've cut the rate in half, you really need to look at it on a year... LINDSAY HAYES JANE AUSTEN When you cut a half-a-trillion dollars from the defense budget, it affects almost every area in the ... LEON PANETTA ANNE RICE KRISTIN CAVALLARI “I can convince him.” Morpheus scof... A.G. HOWARD It thought about the magic that happens when you tell a story right, and everybody who hears it not ... KATHERINE HANNIGAN I tell my kids, no matter who's recruiting you, you make sure to visit one of the local schools. I'm... TONY SEVERINO CHAUNCEY DEPEW J.R.R. TOLKIEN J. R. R. TOLKIEN You really get the most out of sweet corn if you pick the corn off the stalk and rush it to a pot of... SAM DONALDSON I thought the kids did some good things. I really thought they executed great in the first half. Thi... LEE BENNETT I played in Joe Louis in a playoff game. I played there when the roof caved in for half a season. Th... BILL LAIMBEER Buy one burger, and get the second at half-price. JOHN MCPARTLAN Don't try to be like somebody else. You'll be miserable. You need to be yourself, and don... CARLENE CARTER We had to get that (championship). It feels good. The first half I couldn't miss a shot. When you ma... BRETT AMES I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as y... LORD OF THE RINGS YOGI BERRA We're the first not-white family to ever live in the governor's mansion. My son-in-law is Pu... LARRY HOGAN I thought we were just a little hurried in the first half. You can't throw the ball to them. You can... DOUG BRUNO It could make a substantial difference. The estimates ... have suggested that you might be able to c... FREDERICK HAYDEN A mirror does not exist by itself. A mirror is a half. Half is done by the piece. The other half has... CRISTIANE SERRUYA CAROLINA HERRERA You can never tire, never wilt-and become half-tyrant, half-psychiatrist, half-madman, and half-dead... DIRK BENEDICT J. R. R. TOLKIEN You really have two stories here. You could be disappointed with the way we played in the first half... BRIAN MILLER T-PAIN 'Mustanging' was like trout fishing. It is always the big ones that get away. When you did g... WILL C. BARNES I was really disappointed in our blocking out in the first half. We gave up 14 offensive rebounds in... JEFF ARNTSON They (Dover) came out strong in the second half but my kids played a great first half. I think we di... BRIAN ROTUNNO JODI PICOULT I got on my kids a little after the first half when we let them back in the game but we came out str... HARRY BOSLEY To be honest, I've always been really interested in the role of the host, whether it's our k... ANDY BIERSACK Some of our players lacked the kind of intensity that you need to perform your best in the first hal... MICHAEL LAUER You should only believe half of what you see, and none of which you hear PROVERB I've always believed that a good twist is one that, when it is presented to the audience, half o... DAMON LINDELOF We played well in the first half and maybe thought we had the game in hand. But we didn't play defen... MARK PEPERKORN ANONYMOUS SOURCE UNKNOWN CASSANDRA CLARE We really made it hard on ourselves in the first half; always trailing, always trailing, and that ta... DIRK NOWITZKI It was a terrific first half. We should have had the game won by the interval, but you know at 1-0, ... ALEX MCLEISH I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell ... JENNY MCCARTHY If you play a lot at the end of the year and you had a couple of days off here and there in the firs... BRIAN SCHNEIDER DAVID BOWIE In a sense, what you do is like a referee: Half the people are going to like it, half are going to h... EUGENE PARKER JANE AUSTEN We changed (defenses) and when we get out of pressure we look terrible, but I thought we did a good ... JOHN ANGELO Photography is like a moment, an instant. You need a half-second to get the photo. So it's good ... PATRICK DEMARCHELIER I think we learned a lot tonight, especially in the first half. Good teams are going to hurt you whe... KYLE SCHWEIGERT You always open your damper first and you should always get it inspected if you haven't used it in a... DALE LEVIS They're ranked No. 2 in the state in all classifications, and they're certainly deserving of that, i... BRAD BLEW It's an obstacle being a girl when you move all over and don't have half the things you need... ALEX MORGAN . . . I could't get lost in the story, not the way you need to be, to become somebody else. KAMI GARCIA & MARGARET STOHL Stan wants to win. You have to figure out what keeps him from getting 21 in the second half too. In ... SEAN MILLER I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt... PENNY LANE I thought we did a good job guarding them. The only place where we lacked in the first half was on t... BILL FOY STEPHEN CHBOSKY JAROD KINTZ SARAH J. MAAS ALDOUS HUXLEY I have sometimes played my best Davis Cup matches away from home when you stay in the moment a bit m... LLEYTON HEWITT It was back and forth in the first half and you never knew how it was going to turn out. We just did... JODY GRAVELIN And don't tell me debt is not a big deal. Debt will cut off your legs and laugh at you as you grovel... OSAYI EMOKPAE LASISI My request today is simple. Today. Tomorrow. Next week. Find somebody, anybody, that’s different t... DAN PEARCE I just thought I couldn't get into a rhythm in the first half. In the second half my teammates stepp... ALI MANN I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell y... BRIAN SETZER CHRISTINA ENGELA We had that game won after the first half. I told these kids that if we can hold them to a 0-0 tie a... DUANE DESPAIN
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I shove him back. “I can convince him.”
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