I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

I say, 'Why not' to everything.

Is it any wonder, why the approval ratings of the Congress go up every time we go into recess?