I am a season ticket holder to Dodger games. I go to every Dodger game I can go to. Every single one.

I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.

Every season I am inspired by women.

I'm a season ticket holder to the Washington Wizards, and I love going to Washington Nationals and Redskins games.

I am single and happy.

I can, therefore I am.