I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

I grill, therefore I am.

I shop, therefore I am.

iphone therefore I am.

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.

I can, therefore I am.