I am all for the short and merry life.

I am certainly not an intellectual relativist, nor a moral relativist.

Life is too short, and I need to eat. I am my meanest when I haven't had a meal.

I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect.

I don't smoke and I don't want to smoke. I am not a fan of gratuitous smoking in films.

I am not a civil rights leader, and I don't profess to be one.