I am an armor officer.

No veteran should have to wait for claims. If there's anybody impatient here, I am that individual.

If we're karaoke-ing, I'm as likely to do Aerosmith as I am 'Sweeney Todd'.

I am, and always will be, a blues guitarist.

I'm no missionary, and I can't wear any armor, either. I just gotta be the way I am.

In my proper character, I am an officer of the United States Army.