I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die

Twang him into a tree!

Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree

Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill.

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; it’s a sort of detective thing, but it’s really true, you know it’s there… But it’s kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, “We’ve been here three weeks on live television, and we’ve taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far…” There’s men with brushes and beards… maybe they’ve just got beards, I’m not sure… “We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so we’re very excited…”

'PiAno,piAno'It's not a bloody piano, its a clarenARt...you weird talking person.